lEGGendary group full of sexy idiots under the company SM Eggtertainment.
Members include Cheb, Chanyeollie, Baekhyunnie, DOn't care, Suho daddy, Sebooty, Lay an egg, maknae xiubaby, and Jongin bear.
Members include Cheb, Chanyeollie, Baekhyunnie, DOn't care, Suho daddy, Sebooty, Lay an egg, maknae xiubaby, and Jongin bear.
"Hey, have you heard of exo's new song Love Shot?"
"Oh, you meant eggso? Of course! Who's your bias?"
"Chennie! Have you seen his mushroom hair? It's pure bootifulness."
"Yes Cheb! Sad thing Lay an egg wasn't in the album :,("
"Agreed."
"Oh, you meant eggso? Of course! Who's your bias?"
"Chennie! Have you seen his mushroom hair? It's pure bootifulness."
"Yes Cheb! Sad thing Lay an egg wasn't in the album :,("
"Agreed."
by CloudFlavored March 23, 2019
Get the EGGSO mug.The worst news of a man's life at the greatest time of the year. When a female informs her male counterpart, ranging from the ages of 8 - 97, that she is carrying his baby. MUST OCCUR BETWEEN THANKSGIVING AND CHRISTMAS.
It's basically the game of Secret Santa that you don't want to win.
The only known solutions for it is a large amount of drugs, a rich family, or a hanger.
It's basically the game of Secret Santa that you don't want to win.
The only known solutions for it is a large amount of drugs, a rich family, or a hanger.
Unlucky Bro: Dude, she gave me that eggnod
Bro Talking to Unlucky Bro: Oh, was it good.
Unlucky Bro: Not eggnog, eggnod. My girl is totally pregnant.
Bro Talking to Unlucky Bro: Oh, was it good.
Unlucky Bro: Not eggnog, eggnod. My girl is totally pregnant.
by Lady Gaga's penis December 2, 2009
Get the Eggnod mug.A mixed drink that combines Bailey's, vanilla vodka & eggnog. Similar to a White Russian. Best when served over ice.
I was gonna make White Russians but I ran out of milk. Luckily, I had some eggnog and was able to make Eggnogstics.
by Dale Wholphin November 14, 2011
Get the Eggnogstic mug.by elgrottodiablo December 16, 2011
Get the eggnostic mug."A semi-conscious state usually experienced after eating copious amounts of egg rolls or other high cholesterol foods. While in this state you attempt to make sense of the world around you, however delayed reaction of the nervous system makes it utterly impossible to accomplish anything. Speech, hearing, decision making, and sense of worth are greatly diminished in this state. Can also be related to exuberant consumption of cheap alcohol(s), such as box wine."
"Nate was straight Eggrowling last night, he fell asleep in his computer chair!"
"I had to carry Joel out of the bar last night he was so Eggrowl'd he tried to fight someone."
"lets book a greyhound trip to somewhere!?!?!11111?"
"I had to carry Joel out of the bar last night he was so Eggrowl'd he tried to fight someone."
"lets book a greyhound trip to somewhere!?!?!11111?"
by PRES January 20, 2015
Get the Eggrowl mug.Kalamari: Look out Tyler, your egg is about to fall!
Tyler: Goddammit! It's broken!
Kalamari: Well, don't just stand there. Clean up that eggblow
Tyler: Goddammit! It's broken!
Kalamari: Well, don't just stand there. Clean up that eggblow
by Kalamarisauce May 13, 2015
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