maximum effort

The point in which you have been sitting on the toilet, constipated for 7 hours straight, and haven't even managed to pinch out a little tootsie roll after eating KFC fried chicken for breakfast. All the sudden, you realize it's 4 o'clock in the afternoon, and it's time to move on with your pathetic and ever so boring and stupid existence, you let out a fucking war cry, shouting out "MAXIMUM EFFORT" start holding your breath as hard as you can, while you release the KFC crackin into the abyss of Davy Jones' locker, followed by the guy sitting in the stall to your right shouting "SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M TRYING TO POOP HERE"

Dude, I was on the shitter all day yesterday, I had to pull a maximum effort

by Sgt.unicorn June 26, 2017

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effort

When an individual puts out or gives it up.

Julie finally gave me some effort after all these years.

by Feliks April 16, 2006

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best effort

No effort at all.

I'll make my best effort to meet this deadline.

by James Awkwards June 7, 2004

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Worth The Effort

Of or pertaining specifically to relationships, a person who proves themselves worthy of making additional effort to maintain the relationship current. This person may be worthy for many reasons: extraordinary looks, sexual prowess, great talent or exceptional social status.

1. A woman who maintains retro looks, can have a firm grasp as a geek, can cook pie and all whilst also being sexy and loving, is clearly "worth the effort".
2. A beautiful, talented and sexy girl who buys you a Mamiya for your birthday is clearly "worth the effort".
3. A beautiful, intoxicating, talented and awarded woman who is ungrateful, passive and demands a huge amount of caring, rather than attention is probably not "worth the effort".

by Philaeus April 2, 2010

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