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Edmonton telegram

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A .22 cal bullet delivered to the face at close range.
The Edmonton telegram is useful to convey a serious message on the street and as a kill shot when hunting birds.
by chickenkiller October 17, 2011
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Edmonton

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People from Calgary will say that we have nothing,

and that they have ooh soo much.
But that's a lie,

We are the festival city , we have like, a million festivals, which include the fringe, Capital Ex, The Caribbean Festival, Taste of Edmonton, and so on.

Plus we have the largest mall in the world (so far) which includes Sea lions, Penguins, and other animals, The water park, and the amusement park Galaxy Land. , and we're better at hockey and football than Calgary.

:)
by Idont reallycare August 25, 2011
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Edmonton

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The true definition of hell. Capital of Alberta, Canada, and possibly the worst city in Alberta.

Only go there if you wanna shop at the mall, get shot down by a gang, or get hit by a bus driver.
Friend 1: Hey man lets go to Edmonton!
Friend 2: Oh fuck no why tf would I go there??
Friend 1: True that
by GucciFlipPhone September 2, 2022
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Edmonton Powerplay

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Typically a college aged student that goes to chipotle before the bars and painfully regrets getting guac and queso to later rip ungodly ass while rizzing at the bar. Hence edging them
Brett: “bro how was last night?”

Alec: “dude i ripped the hardest Edmonton Powerplay
by Bigballs42 June 21, 2024
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decent NHL team but the fans are horrible people
did you see the edmonton oilers lose the game yesterday?
yes it was hilarious!
by oilerslovehating June 4, 2024
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