double ended jelly dong

A jelly dong which is double ended. It is used specifically to pleasure the vaginal and/or anal orifices of a lady or two ladies simultaneously. It can also be used on gay men.
The phrase is also historicaly used to make fun of the South Asian accent as they traditionally have trouble saying it.

Thats a double ended jelly dong in my sister's closet. Kumar, say it! (followed by laughter)

by Kumar Nahimaputalam July 28, 2008

eated

What banks are after they are taken over by the FDIC. Coined by well-known liberal blogger Atrios.

"EATED: Riverside Bank of the Gulf Coast, Cape Coral, FL gets EATED."

by dal20402 May 23, 2009

Eaden

A cool male who is smart and athletic.

He is the A-Team quarterback and he's the valedictorian? He must be an eaden.

by GucciGangish June 5, 2018

Eded

An attractive man with an abnormally large chest

That guy in the gym was such an Eded

by leis June 28, 2010

Dog-Eared Page

It's when someone who you really like or care about treats you like shit but acts like you're everything to them when you're all they got. Yet, once they have other people they "Put a Dog-Ear on your page and move on." it really sucks to be one...

Girl: Hey...Drew just dumped me....Want to go out again?
Guy: Fuck this! I'm done being your Dog-Eared Page!

by Edaw January 10, 2009

Eades

An amazing person with an EXTRA LARGE SIZE SUPER DUPER AMAZING BIG COCK. They love s3x and m00z pr0nz

That guy is the size of EADES!

by VAGINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA November 27, 2011

Ended

1. The final outcome of Crouch's Life.
2. Destroy remains of all existence, in forms of self esteem, confidence, pleasure.
3. Born with inhibitated physical features including red hair, tiny willy, flat/almost unseeable nipples, red pubs.
4. Can only be performed by superior authority i.e. anyone except crouch.
5. Rodrigo, our lord and saviour shall return to defy critics and officially end crouch to restore peace to the universe.
6. Crouch loves shuttlecocks.
*Note: Often taken place in a certain fraction of the universe, mainly Ended Corner.

It is the end for crouch, he has finally been ended, the wrold has rejoiced and is now celebrating, especially the bandits.

Till the end of time, i shall never be ended.

A reckless bandit can never be ended.

by Bandit One June 4, 2011