estate agent

A muppet with no soul (becuase to be an estate agent you have to sell it) that screws you over for every cent you have. He has no mother as he as already sold her and he knows where you live.

"That F&%&king estate agente ripped me off."

by James January 18, 2005

Holts Estate

An Estate located in a town called Oldham. Home to the biggest slags the world has ever seen. Has many nicknames within Oldham, including, 'the place Hitler forgot' and 'England's Chernobyll'. Holts Estate is the biggest processor of slags in the UK. Pretty poor area, home to chav's and raw bitches who will fuck anything with a pulse. If you pass through Holts in any form of vechicle then you must have your windows up, for fear of the radiation which has aqquired there.

Guy 1: You know where we are don't you?
Guy 2: Where England's Chernobyll?
Guy 1: Yup, The PLace Hitler Forgot Holts Estate
Guy 2: Maybe we can get a screw
Guy 1: Obviously we can, the fact we have shoelaces makes us the richest people for the next square kilometre.

by BolockFrog January 6, 2011

estate car

NOT a car with an extended rear cargo section (like a stationwagon). No. But the type of car you find on an English Council Estate (areas of public/social housing, typified by brutal, modernist, concrete ghettos erected in the 1950s.)

Vauxhall Nova, Peugeot 106, Ford Fiesta, Citroen Visa, Ford Mondeo, etc.

The older the better. Stinky material interiors. No alarms. Not worth stealing.

I have £200 to spend on a new vehicle. Looks like all I can afford is an estate car.

by hayes Benedict Thompson December 9, 2007

Puckeys Estate

A nature reserve just north of Wollongong CBD. It protects some nice coastal bushland and has a track for walkers (and unofficially used by bicyclists and motorcyclists).

It is known for it's large variety of bird species, and it's resident population of gays and paedophiles.

At night time all the local gays will congregate at Puckeys for various gay sex acts, or maybe shooting up. Paedophiles love to use the place as a hideout and like to chat up little boys there.

Person A 'Let's hang at Puckeys Estate'
Person B 'What are you, a queer addict pedo?'

by 1990skid July 15, 2011

Council estate cocktail

A mix of cheap alcohol used to make drinking it slightly more bearable

E.g Strongbow and Blackcurrant

Person 1: What are you drinking?

Person 2: Strongbow and blackcurrant
Person 1: Aw, why are you drinking a council estate cocktail?

by Qwertyasdfghdjihfebfbnuecn November 2, 2010

Real estate broker

The lowest form of life that has survived evolution. This sub-breed of the human species has no morale, honor or sense of honesty. Their appearance is of a typical human being, but they can be recognized as a real estate broker by their forked tongue, breath that smells like bullshit (due to their habit of talking shit daily and hourly), and for their overall lizard-like appearance.

When running into a real estate broker - kiinteistönvälittäjä in Finnish - avoid all eye contact and take the nearest exit, if inside a building. It is very necessary to vacate any and all premises if a real estate broker is encountered. Remember to close all open doors and alert the police, fire department and the local zoo.

A real estate broker is a person, who upon running into a battery victim, will check his or her pockets for anything valuable and force anal sex with the victim after that.

by Magnus E 5 July 2, 2008

real estate

The various areas of a person’s body, particularly the “juicy” parts”.

Guy who wants to give a girl a massage: Don't worry, hun... I promise I’ll just touch the “acceptable” parcels of real estate --- when the sign says, “Keep off the grass”, I keep off the grass! (Acknowledgements to Charles Bronson)

by QuacksO November 26, 2011