Doooped

sneakily switching sexual from vaginal sex to anal sex without concern.

Guy: Aww babe, my dick slipped out. (on purpose)
Girl: ok, well put it back in

Guy: Alright.(ill put it back in your ass)
Girl: WTF are you doing?!!
Guy: STFU and take it
Girl: AHHHHH!!!! YA DOOOPED ME!!!

by The Super Dooopers June 21, 2010

Droopy pooter

The nasty ass flap of a butt hanging off an old slut bouncing off her elevated moose knuckle.

Man what happened to your ex crystal ? her butt was nice before she banged all those Dude's and now she has a droopy pooter it's nasty!

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself March 7, 2018

Doopie Doopie

A person who is slow moving and acts like a real downer. Someone who is negative, unhappy and just plain unpleasant to be around.

Dooping, used as a verb

Antonym: zingy zingy

Don't be such a doopie doopie!
Dave, why you dooping?

Lyndsey, did you doop your pants?

by Dr. Zingy November 9, 2018

poopy woopy doopy🥺

😞

I took a biggy wiggy diggy😢poopy woopy doopy🥺in my dipey wipey bipey😞

by IhopeIdrinkwater August 29, 2022

Droopy balls syndrome

Reaching a certain age, ones balls start to droop, some may be more saggy than others. If they hang down to the level of ones kneecaps the individual may experiance sore balls along with depression. This is commonly known as "droopy balls syndrome", not to be confused with "tennisball in sock syndrome". Typical symptoms are limping, fear of shorts, posting on facebook that you quote "feel old", aswell as being generally grumpy.

Henrik "I feel so old..Fridays isn't my thing anymore"
Darly "u should check yourself for Droopy balls syndrome"

by daddyducker September 4, 2011

cum droople

a pitiful amount of cum

My husband keeps on have the same cum croople, so i cant get pregnant

by VengefulShadow May 20, 2004

doop

Abbreviation for "death by noop."

Commonly occurs when someone locks themselves in the bathroom and dies from exposure to their own hazardous noop.

Mr. Edward Jacobs, 76, died yesterday in his apartment. Police have confirmed that he died of natural causes, a common doop incident.

No suspects are wanted for questioning.

by Jerktart October 18, 2011