Salvador Dali

A confused artist but a genius. Distinctly gay (and I mean that in the most admiring way), but claimed to admire Franco, who was a fat little upstart. Painted perhaps the most famous artworks to join the Surrealist canon. Never got on with self-styled Surrealist Pope Andre Breton, who cynically pointed out that Dali's name was an anagram for "Avida Dollars". Then again, have you ever heard of a line of perfume called "Andre Breton"? No, I didn't think so. Gave his paintings long-winded titles that made their puzzling complexity all the more puzzling, and in whatever afterlife awaits Surrealist genius, his eyes are surely sparkling mischievously at the nonsense that academics are spouting about his sexuality. Well known for his antenna-moustache, his penchant for walking his pet lobster up the Rue de Rivoli, and his motifs of flyblown donkeys, ants, melting watches, crutches, conical anamorphoses of the Spectres of Voltaire, and all the rest. Without him, Ozzy Ozbourne would never have bitten a bat. Referenced in all the best rock songs from U2 to Queen. Worked with Luis Bunuel on L'Age d'Or and Un Chien Andalou (The Golden Age and An Andalucian Dog), two waaay cool movies. His antennae were the vibrissa of the world, and Cadaques was its nose. He promised to eat his wife Gala after she died, which contributed to her longevity. He said the only difference between himself and a madman was that he was not mad, and paranoiac-critically speaking, he was right.

Salvador Dali. Yaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy Salvador.

by Fearman August 31, 2007

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Daliaxez

The man that devours Milka, Oreo and all other types of sweets at a moment's notice. Watch out for your cookie jar, because you never know when it will be emptied.

Guy 1: Hey, I think I saw Daliaxez over there.
Guy 2: *reaches in pocket* NOOOO MY CHOCOLATE BAR IS GONE!!!!!

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Daliane

Daliane is not a black round boy, cuddly and definitely not single and not looking.
Daliane is an amazing person.
She loves to kick ass, but she is incredebly nice!!!

Daliane = badass

by Roundball February 28, 2022

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Daliane

The name of the best person on earth, Daliane is a girl she is not like dalian.
She is not single and looking, she is not round and cuddly, and she is not named after a chinese town.
She is an amazing person.

Daliane is Daliane

by Roundball February 28, 2022

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