Dunk Flunk

1. What happens when an over-confident basketball player tries to make a spectacular flying "dunk" but fails to score.

2. The kind of show-boating that enrages college coaches.

3. An embarrassing act of athletic incompetence.

Coach: "We would'a won that game if Hakeem hadn't tried that ridiculous dunk flunk in the second period. Arrrggghhh!"

Athletic Director: "I think I'm going to be sick now."

by Peter Kobs March 26, 2010

nike dunk

The single greatest shoe ever made. Not only is it great looking, but it is very comfortable for walking. It's just a shame that EUROPE gets every fucking Nike Dunk and that Nike is starting to go shitty on the materials.

Those Nike Dunks cost $1000 on eBay

by Sean Dominguez July 12, 2004

drunkometer

A measure of how drunk you or someone/thing else is on a 1-10 scale.

Yeah, I'd bone Jenna Bush. Oh shit, I must be at about an 8 on the drunkometer.

by well, there was this one time January 13, 2005

drunkorexic

Non-medical term used to characterize calorie counters who starve themselves or purge their food but still drink alcohol. It tends to affect female college students who try to lose or maintain their weight, but still party with alcohol

Sandi and I are aspiring drunkorexics. We eat, and then throw up...but drink all the booze we want!

by sammachine March 31, 2008

dinkola

the snake in your pants

guy: suck my dinkola
chick: okay...

by themaneatingcar January 6, 2009

drunkoholic

someone that loves to go out and get soo drunk they dont know their own name

Im such a Drunkoholic that now I cant pay my rent!

by nick nattkemper October 17, 2008

dunk tweet

A savage retort via quote tweet on Twitter.

Comment: You’re a bigoted, evil, sick person, and I hope you die.
Quote and Dunk Tweet: Is Twitter your full time job or do you actually do other things besides fake outrage?

by saintsundere April 27, 2021