Dumpers Regret

A condition often developed when a person 'dumps' or terminates a relationship with a (former) paramour.

Symptoms include but are not limited to:
1. Crying
2. Depression
3. Feelings of being alone (Forever Alone)
4. Elevated sexual drive
5. Brown Terrors
6. Calling their former paramour at odd hours of the night begging for forgiveness
7. Sleepless nights

Bro1 "You see Shelly the other night?"
Bro2 "Yeah she had a serious case of Dumpers Regret"
Bro1 "Stay away from that shit!"

by KennyKilledIt December 28, 2011

funky dumper

An affliction usually associated with a girl who has a pretty face but a saggy, unformed ass.

I was going to try and bang her, until she turned around and I saw she had a case of the funky dumper. Carrie Underwood has a pretty face but I think she has funky dumper.

by Sean Kerr October 9, 2007

dumperbate

to defecate and then masturbate into a toilet bowl.

Worked sucked today until I dumperbated then I felt like roses.

by jaywix May 17, 2009

Butt Dumper

A smoker that empties their ashtray out either trough their window while driving or while parking, onto a road or highway when they think nobody is looking.

Barbara On The Phone With Betty: Oh yeah, yeah, it says allot, being that he's a butt dumper, he'll probably be a slob too.

by jeffbo June 30, 2009

Upper Dorker Door Dumper

This is a combination of the Upper Decker and the Door Dumper, with a twist.

You find the dorky friend of your adversary, stuff him in a garbage can, take a shit on him, fill the can with water, lean it against your adversaries’ door, knock and walk away. When he opens the door, he is flooded by the smelly water and his shit-covered friend.

That guy is such an asshole, I’m going to find his dorky friend and give him an Upper Dorker Door Dumper!

by Salt Creek Camping Crew October 16, 2013

pump her in the dumper

A rhyming way to say fuck her in the ass.

I told my bro to pump her in the dumper and then he went balls deep in that asshole.

by ivyvault July 4, 2015

dumpety

A fat,ugly,clumsy idiot. Similar in looks to an ogre. Smells like sweat and fear...or b.o.

"I hate mr. newberry, he's a real douche."

"bro, he is dumpety!"

by dave-e-mac January 12, 2009