Trauma dumper

A selfish prick who dumps their baggage onto other people especially when it’s not appropriate. A trauma dumper’s motive is often to gain sympathy or minimize other people’s traumas.

I made a Mother’s Day post and this trauma dumper commented, “imagine having a mom 😑”.

by exoliq March 7, 2021

Co-Dumper

A person who is inside the stall next to yours trying to take a shit, where all you can identify them with is their shoes. After both you and your Co-Dumper are seated with asses exposed, both will attempt to stifle the sounds of bowel movement in order to avoid embarrassment. In extreme cases, silence may persist for quite some time until the pressure in the ass of either you or your Co-Dumper builds to extreme measures, and a loud disgusting gust of gas is released. With the silence broken, the other person now feels comfortable releasing their own gas which they have been painfully harboring. Usually at this stage, you and your Co-Dumper have built a bond, and will now shit in unison. The first to finish will quickly flush and wash their hands (or not), and purposely leave before the other person emerges from the stall in order to keep your identities a secret from one another. Later on, you may notice someone wearing the same shoes as your Co-Dumper, and an awkward moment arrives once again as the two of you pass by in silence with your heads down, hoping that the other didn't notice that you were their shit partner just moments earlier.

Derek: "Man, what took you so long in there? We've been waiting for 30 minutes!"

Alex: "Sorry, I had a Co-Dumper. It took a while for him to blow. I promise, I began excreting immediately after I heard his plops. Shit, don't look, I think that's him walking by right now."

by NJB85 July 30, 2010

Turn-around dumper

When a male begins to urinate and realizes he also has to deficate, therefor requiring a turn around squat to the toilet.

I went into the bathroom to piss but ended up having to hit a turn-around dumper.

I felt like Kobe when I had to hit the turn-around dumper in the bathroom.

by Rdeezy98 April 18, 2017

Cunt Dumper

1. noun: A highly promiscuous woman

2. verb: To go on a mission searching for cunt dumpers (cunt dumping)

1. Man my mum acts like such a cunt dumper whenever she's drunk and my dad isn't around

2. Alright boys, we'll drink shitloads of beers then go cunt dumping

by muzgrog May 15, 2010

Dapto dumper

A dapto dumper is a girl that shits in your bed after sex and then sneaks off in the middle of the night..

when you wake in the morning and you find a dirty brown turd in your bed and this horror of a woman is gone you say " fuck that Dapto Dumper" got me again!!!!

by gooooooooooch December 8, 2012

Open Door Dumper

Takes shit without closing door and others are in the building.

I knew things wouldn't last between myself and that girl because she was an ODD (open door dumper)

by OMG it's Patty G February 15, 2015

dinner dumper

The Arsehole

That girl I took home last night was dirtier than a tramps vest, and insisted I take her up the dinner dumper.

by gobshite July 4, 2009