Hyper dumbfuck

A dumbfuckness at cosmic scale

note: cosmic scale is greater than astronomic scale by scalar multiples of 10^3

Hyper dumbfucks do not belong to the set of dumb nor to dumbfucks. In the set of dumb, you can linearly add the dumb people together and their stupidity will add up proportionally and linearly as well.

That is:

1 dumb person's stupidity + 2 dumb person's stupidity = 3 dumb person's stupidity

however, in Hyper dumbfuck's set, the addition is not linear therefore, they require their own set:

1 hyper dumbfuckism + 2 hyper dumbfuckism = Cosmic scale catastrophe

e.g. If leaders of the world, all belong to set of Hyper dumbfucks, the consequences of their actions will cause catastrophe and total annihilation of everything living on the surface of the planet earth and potential future organisms within this portion of the Milkyway Galaxy.

note: a super nova explosion belongs to the class of cosmic catastrophe
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Captain Dipsy Dumbfuck

An individual who, despite efforts to the contrary, just cannot seem to grow out of diapers.
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A tree that people think you fell off when you do something stump stupid.
Who needs friends when yours fell off the dumbfuck tree.

One who takes nourishment from the dumbfuck tree can only be stump stupid.

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Primarily describing a oddly stupid person.
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Noun : When you are such a colossal idiot that you have to carry your stupidity in a dump-truck.
I called the dog a dumbfuck dumptruck when he bit my hand while I was trying to pet him.
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