Dickity

Word used as a substitute for 'twenty' after the original number was stolen by the Kaiser.

I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickity six miles.

by DaveGranger April 13, 2010

Drinking

A temporary solution to a very permanent problem

Ah man Jame's dad died and he has been drinking since

by Dirty dick 69 May 27, 2016

Power drinking

A new extreme sport where-by participants drink as quickly as possible to incur maximum memory loss and loose all bodily functions.

Power drinking originated somewhere in England (obviously) and has recently been heavily criticised by sports governing body, the International Olympic committee, for being irresponsible and 'not a real sport'.

Power drinking is now one of the most popular sports in England with clubs normally meeting for training on Friday and Saturday nights.

Fancy a spot of Power Drinking old chap?

by Captain Cheese Head September 25, 2010

Baby Dicking

This is when a well hung man is having sex with a pregnant woman who is well into her pregnancy and her amniotic sack breaks and the baby latches onto the man's penis like it is a rope swing. The baby holds on for dear life and when the man pulls out, he pulls out his penis with a baby gripping onto it. Legend has it that this occurs mainly on island states or countries.

Dude I was ramming my wife last night and her water broke. Luckily I baby dicked her though so we did not have to go to the hospital for delivery. I pulled out and my dick flung up with the baby riding it like a rope swing! That was my first time ever baby dicking.

by biddietwirler February 24, 2019

Drinking Giraffe

When attempting to urinate with an erection, one must posture oneself so that the legs are splayed out wide and the torso and pelvis can roll forward, thus facilitating a downward trajectory of urine in an attempt to accurately target the toilet. Much like the Giraffa camelopardalis, or giraffe, as he gingerly prostrates himself at the local watering hole.

The extreme case of morning wood forced Jason to assume the awkward Drinking Giraffe position in order to avoid painting the ceiling with piss.

by Whitemule April 29, 2010

Post-Drinking Poo

a massive shit you do the day after a heavy nights drinking

usually comes around midday
it is excelled from your body at an alarming pace and tends to be as black as death itself

Hal: you were pretty smashed last night mate, how are you?
Josh: im not too bad, just had a right painful post-drinking poo though

by joshinho April 7, 2010

Cheap Dickinsons Disease

A disease that infects both men and women, but is more common in 18-30 year old males. The symptoms include, not answering phone calls, disapearing for months at a time, loss of testosterone (or estrogen), crying while masturbating, no longer partying, and the loss of the ability to maintain arousal. The only known cure is to mercilessly ridicule the infected individual about loss of balls.

"Have you seen Brandon lately?"

"No, ever since he got married he's been suffering from a severe case of Cheap Dickinsons Disease

by FailChampion October 20, 2010