Downtown Alimony

When a divorce occurs and one ex solicits the other for post-marital sexual favors in exchange for commodities.

"Hey Jen, I heard you have a car payment you need help putting towards."
"Alright Eric- I'll award you some Downtown Alimony in exchange for money to the car note."

by Mickey Terf May 24, 2019

Downtown Gumstick

When a man drags his sweaty ball sack over the forehead of his male lover until it sticks

Hopefully Greg will give me a downtown gumstick tonight.

by 6GuysDicks&Thighs August 07, 2016

Downtown Dirt

Low quality marijuana usually found in an economically strained region.

"Hey man did you pick up any heady bud?"
"No man, all I was able to score was this downtown dirt."

by Captain Dongo March 19, 2009

downtown tap

Lightly bumping another car while parallel parking downtown.

I downtown tapped a car while parallel parking last night.

Some bitch downtown tapped my car and now there's a mark on my bumper.

by Pgerber7 March 18, 2014

Downtown Jeans

Jeans built for a bigger booty, such as Apple Bottom jeans. Antonym: Uptown Jeans.

Did you see Lisa? What's girl trying to do with those downtown jeans? She's got no booty

by J Money3000 October 03, 2010

the downtown school

the downtown school is a tiny ssshithole spiraling down into a pit of despair, despite it being so small there is so much drama that everyone is drowning. there is terrible people and great people and no in between.

my school is such a the downtown school

by kccarpenter 1010 March 29, 2017

Downtown Olympia

An amazing place, in an amazing city. Rather small with okay traffic (except during Lakefair!). Tons of hippies, homeless people, crazy people, and druggies. But hey, that's alright. There are great little stores here. Rainy Day Records, Old School and Vic's Pizzeria, and Bayview Thriftway. There is a beautiful lake next to the capitol building, along with a bay. And Mt. Rainer towers in the background.

Oh my God, I can't wait until Lakefair, I love Downtown Olympia.

by Miss Cheesy Bob July 12, 2010