Dogshit

An expression; More foul smelling than bullshit, policies and work practices ejected by lower forms of life (fast stream management)
Stoops to lower depths of utter rubbish than bullshit.

My Boss in work asked me how the new way of handling public calls was going. I told him the truth and said it was "Dogshit, sir"

by pc hammerhead May 31, 2015

Blue Doosh

The blue tooth headset that is often seen sported by people walking down the street, in a coffee shop, and in client meetings. Often associated with those who think they are so cool that they can't take off their blue-tooth headset, thus rendering them a Blue Doosh.

Typically a douchebag who has a Blue Tooth headset on.

*looking at someone sitting at the table next to you in a restaurant, with his left ear flickering*

"Blue Doosh alert! That guy is wearing his Blue Doosh."

by blue doosh dont April 10, 2010

Utter Dogshit

So shit it defies belief. Maybe canines can understand it.

kiki, wow man that is utter dogshit!

by PrimDog February 21, 2020

doushafonk

When a woman is laying on the bed with her legs spread and you jump from the dresser and land "in" her.

Dad, why are you standing on the dresser? Doushafonk? No... no... NOOOOOO!

by Choda On My Sandwich November 12, 2006

dogshow

Situations of absolute chaos and madness, that always seem to co-ordinate and synchronise, where you still manage to end up top dog.

Someone jumped in front of the train again. Then everyone starting puking all over the train. I was delayed for 30 minutes, but was only 5 minutes late for work, and made the meeting in time, but sweating my tits off. What a dogshow!

by gpt.sunbeam February 5, 2012

Doushio

Japanese for "What should I do?"

"Oh my god, my cat just got ran over by a car! Doushio!

by Mysticalnubcake January 12, 2012

Dogshit Broken Fingers

What happens when you fall down (usually drunk), break your fingers and land in a pile of dogshit.

I fell off the swing broke my fingers and landed in a pile of dogshit, now I've got dogshit broken fingers! Can you come take me to the hospital my fingers really hurt and they stink too

by superweird_95 May 7, 2011