Doushio

Japanese for "What should I do?"

"Oh my god, my cat just got ran over by a car! Doushio!

by Mysticalnubcake January 12, 2012

douchiosity

(n) the quality or state of being a douchebag

I must say, Jeeves, that Henry's douchiosity surpasses even that of Napoleon's. I dare say he might be the biggest douche ever!

by shrimphead May 8, 2008

douchious

Acting like or expressing characteristics of a "douche bag". See also toolboxious.

That guy is a little too douchious for my liking.

by Dyana September 1, 2007

Douchiot

Douchiot: A guy who is an unabashed douchebag, and so unbelievably stupid. his sheer douchiness is apparent to everyone but him. the highest level of narcissism.

Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino, Justin Bieber, Kanye West, Nick Diaz are all douchiot's.

"Hey, did you see Justin Bieber cancelled an entire arena show?"
"Yeah, I also saw his lame reason. That guy is turning into a real douchiot."

by Malser March 19, 2013

Alexander Droushiotis

A dood who smok the good kush and like to cheat a poker.Typicaly fucks bitses and eats cereal out of the dishenwasher.
He like to annoy diabetic kids (John KFC Breen).Usually half gay and his bro look like he did 10 years in jail and got freed from beating up the guards. :)
Alex D=gay lord xd

yo once i fucked a Alexander Droushiotis and his cock extended to 2 inches

by yeetocus November 8, 2018

Douchiopath

A douchebag/sociopath hybrid. Generally, but not always, of the male sex.

Poor Erin, she has a chronic habit of attracting douchiopaths.

by Brendan McGinger May 13, 2014

doushie

A doushie is someone who is usually homosexual, annoys the living shit out of you, and thinks that you like him. A doushie flops his little boy testicles out everywhere in public.

This kid that sits at my lunch table is a doushie, we all hate him and he never shuts the fuck up.

by sabbah January 23, 2010