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Douchyism 

1. The act of saying or doing egotistical douchy phrases or actions.

2. Talking yourself up, inflating your ego to ridiculous heights.

3. The adjective of a Douchbag
"why did i come to the BBQ in a suit?, because i look good, duh." -"Wow Karen is throwing out the douchyisms today"

"I date young girls because i can mold them to my lifestyle, i don't want to have to adjust to anyone elses, i mean hey I'm VP i'm a great catch"

Hey did you catch that douchyism in Carl's conversation at the dinnertable tonight?

Douchyism by Spencer & Greg September 9, 2008
In Australia, among high school and university students, Douchy refers to the legend of a man (Andrew Douch) who makes biology videos that are inflicted upon many students. He's great but such a meme.
We've got bio next, another hour of Douchy because the teacher can't be stuffed thinking of a proper lesson.
Douchy by biobrains January 21, 2020

Powdered Doughnut Hole 

The act of putting cocaine on a finger and then sticking said finger into ones own or another person's asshole
Dude, I was so tired this morning that I needed a powdered doughnut hole just to get out of bed.
Powdered Doughnut Hole by BPS5 February 2, 2012

faux dough

We will have enough faux dough to build a palace!
faux dough by Dr Bunnygirl February 19, 2020

leather doughnut

(n.) the exterior portion of one's anus; the rectum; an asshole.
Ned: Good God, the toilet paper in the staff restroom is coarse--like 5-grit sandpaper!

Phil: Tell me about it. I have calluses on my leather doughnut!

wetback doughnut 

A slang term for churro, the deliciously sweet and fatty foot long twisted stick of deep fried dough rolled in cinnamon and sugar. Usually sold at amusement parks and the like for some asinine price like $5 each.
Hey Pancho, dos wetback doughnuts porfavor.
wetback doughnut by J_81 September 10, 2008