the douchiest douchebag consists of a white boy who claims to be very straight but is evidently not. all he wears is patagonia, boat shoes, birkenstocks, nike hats and rip n dip; and if you don’t wear these brands, he will, and i mean WILL, shit on you. he plays soccer but not for the school team— just in high school but still snapchat’s the boys every day about how not just saturday, but every day is for the boys. however, never is he ever truly with the boys. he is always chillin with the sistas. joggers are a must, he claims to be the best drunk in town, however, he is worse than a thirteen year old who’s parents have left for the night and had three shots of the oldest whiskey in the house and claims to be HAMMERED. he will hatch match any female and then flex when he wins. but if any man who tries to hatch match, he cowers in fear, says “nah not this week”. he snorts creatine. says he is going to quit juuling but still fiends pods. his BMI is zero. it’s a challenge being his friend because despite all of this, you love him to death, and he’s actually a pretty great friend. he’s fun to make fun of, but he is always there for you and makes you laugh all the time. you love the douchey douchebag because even though he’s a wreck, he’s still a good guy at the bottom of it all and he has good intentions.
by thegalofthetown October 1, 2019
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"Of course you could say it backwards, which is dociousaliexpiliciousfragicalirupus, but that's going a little too far, don't you think?"
by Everybody at the same time January 21, 2007
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"I can't believe you're 25 years old and still live with your parents. What's wrong with you anyway, Douchous?"
by thelocdoutone May 28, 2007
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by Dr_House December 3, 2011
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The main element of a douche bag.
Also means that someone is a douche or a douchus (douche/doofus) to the max.
The main element of a douche bag.
Also means that someone is a douche or a douchus (douche/doofus) to the max.
by mTracy July 24, 2007
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by Mustang009 February 11, 2009
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I really thought Mark would be a good guy, but then he turned on the douchitude and I couldn't handle it!
by yogiwolfman June 28, 2009
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