doucheanow

An ancient Soviet title used to label someone as a huge douche bag.

Lupe: "Did you hear Jeanna made Daddy sneak out her window this morning?"
Judy: "What a doucheanow!"

by Bobbette from the USSR January 25, 2010

david doucheovny

Someone who uses one liners from Californiacation with hopes of tricking people into thinking they're original.

Johnny: Revenge is a dish best served with my dick.
Suzie: What the fuck did you just say?
Johnny: Now you're giving me that look like I just finger-banged your cat
Suzie: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY CAT?? Are you trying to David Doucheovny me right now? Cuz I'm calling the cops...

by Harleyman883 June 29, 2011

douchenozzle

1) the tip that connects to the bottle and is inserted into a woman's vagina
during douche.

2) Someone who is beyond the normal
annoying stage.

Charlie wouldn't shut up during the concert, he was a complete douchenozzle

by mike short May 14, 2005

Douchenbach

Just bad people

"Man, that guy is such a douchenbach!"

by Angelikki October 18, 2008

doucheosity

a meter that can tell the amount of "douche" someone is.

Gregs "doucheosity" was so high it was off the charts.

by flo ferguson October 19, 2008

doucheosaurus

A person who is acting more than a douche; when the word "douche" is not enough to describe a persons dumb decisions, actions, believes, or thoughts. This term could also be used to a person who is larger than others.

"Hey look, I can dead lift 515 pounds!" Mike exclaimed. "Wow, he is such a doucheosaurus." Peter stated aloud.

by Saltywheels April 1, 2009

douche on the loose

A douche bag roaming free and unattached looking for his next victim.

Ansley finally broke up with her boyfriend. Now he's a douche on the loose.

by gasummer09 May 30, 2009