Dochenator

A person so quiet, you think hes turned off and then you talk to him/her and they say"leave me the f*ck alone

Dave:are you awake

Random Guy:dude go away nobody likes you.

Dave:Ok fine then dochenator.

by Awesome kid123456 December 7, 2012

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douchecanoe

A grossly over-sized pickup truck that ordinarily would have no Earthly business outside of the military. Traditionally these are equipped with a lift kit, the most awful ugly wheels known to man (usually painted black,) over-sized tires and an extremely loud or annoying exhaust system that's completely not performance enhancing to any degree. In many cases, there are stickers of brands or interest that adorn the back window that include, but are not limited to, Browning, US Marine Corps, The Bone Collector, Dodge Ram, Monster, No Fear, Fox or Oakley. Typically driven by someone who exhibits one or more conditions that include Napoleon complex, poser syndrome, or anything that is characteristic of someone who is compensating for another shortcoming.

"While I was driving to work, this jerk in his douchecanoe almost ran me off the road. That guy is so cool."

by kish2554 April 29, 2014

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douchenado • douchendorf • Douchenator • douchecanoe • Douchekabob • douchealouche • Douchecano • doucheapotamus • douchebad • Douchebadgery

doucheapotamus

Noun: a person who is such a douche that thier dochebaggery can only be surpassed by that of the douchewhale. See also Ashton

"god Max is such a doucheapotamus when asked an A or B question he answers with C."

by sven Goodfield April 16, 2009

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douchecanoe

Canoe thats douchish

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A dumbass

Thats a nice douchecanoe in the water..

or

Wow jon youre a douchecanoe.

by Thatngatylerrr September 10, 2008

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doucheano

a synonym for douche or douchebag

hey man dont pull a doucheano

what a doucheano

by annonmous3 January 19, 2010

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Douchelad

A boy who no doubt thinks he's being classy as hell, but is really just a grown fuckboy with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.

Douchelad:
-Little to no respect for women, but probably relies on his mom
-Usually homophobic
-He thinks romance is asking, "Ever fucked in the backseat of a Rolls-Royce?"
-He thinks he's "Christian Grey" and wants to reenact the book
-Asks women he's dating whether or not they are virgins
-Literally just a grown fuckboy, how many examples do you need?

by thetenthjustice February 26, 2015

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