front running douchebag

"Fan" of a sports team, that is not near their home or birthplace, simply because the team is winning. Usually associated with the Pittsburgh Steeler's "Fans"

"Did you see that Front running Douchebag Steeler's fan?
I bet he lives in Ohio and never set foot in Pennsylvania!

by tailgate chef January 1, 2012

no true douchebag fallacy

It is a logical fallacy that can be identified as when someone says something so absolutely ridiculous and stupid you just want to slap them with your dick because they seriously believe the shit they're saying.

My Roommate: Seriously, if Flash ran into space fast enough he would take all of the air with him.

Me: It really doesn't work that way.

My Roommate: You're fucking stupid, how the fuck did you even get into college?

Me: That is a textbook no true douchebag fallacy *dick slap to the face*

by Bitch Puddin' April 3, 2012

douchebagitron

an act or process to generate a douchebag idea. thinking a really bad idea.

That douchebagitron almost killed me with that last stunt. What douchebagitron came up with that idea?

by Jayseabee April 27, 2009

douchebagish

An Adjective

Used to describe something meeting the qalifications of being a 'douchebag'

that douchebagish car of mine decided to stop working n my way to work today

by Skinny Larry September 19, 2007

Douchebaggin' it

When some one is commiting the act of being a massive douchebag.

Wow tiffany, you're douchebaggin' it.

by animalsfatskin December 30, 2009

douchebagnish

A language spoken exclusively by douche bags. to understand one must be or study a douche bag

douche bag:Hey! check out my new ride! its tight! it has everything you can imagine in it! it cost me 300,000 bucks! i can afford that though because i am awesome!......

non douche bag:Dude WTF did you just say? i don't speak douchebagnish

by chris this April 18, 2010

Douchebangable

One who is extremely sexy but also a douchebag. you do not want to have any relations with this person because of their douchebaggery. you just want to bang them

Alex: Dayummmm he's sexy
Nikki: Yeah he's a douche though
Taylor: He's douchebangable

Michelle:*nods*

by Trickynikkki28 June 2, 2012