douche

A University student who goes to lectures and tutorials wearing tracksuit bottoms.

Example:

Two uni student in a tutorial room:

Dave : - I see you're wearing your tracksuit.
Mike : - I sure am, buddy!

(...) silence

Dave : - You're a douche.

by socstudent March 18, 2009

douche

A term used to describe cleansing of the vaginaly orafice.

A term to describe a person who does things that others would consider inapproprate, offensive, or just plain annoying.

That douche bought and sold how many rolls of quarters trying to make money on mint flaws?

by rexkwando February 28, 2005

douche

1 a means of cleansing for a woman's vagina

2 can be used to insult a person

1 sorry i cant go out tonight i bought a douche and this is my only free night to use it

2 oi u fucken douche

by qwertyuidkgnejvn;fv June 24, 2006

douche

john edwards is what we call a douche, or a vagina cleaner.

john edwards i am telling you this u are a fake, and you are a douche.

by Lucas Bauserman March 23, 2007

douche

1. a feminine hygiene product

2. a guy who has a different personality, different speech pattern, or different ideals than your own.


see also douchebag

1. why bother using a douche on that skanky, rank-ass whore?

2. Can you believe it? That fuckin' douche, who can hardly utter a sentence without stuttering, is studying Calculus on a Friday night!

by Mos Def July 20, 2004

douche

The Modern Super Soaker for the female reproductive organ...

It is Also The German Word for Shower...

English: I am in the Shower

German: Ich bin in die Doucher


Fun, Isnt it???

by Wad454 February 14, 2004

douche

1) anyone who says one thing and does the opposite... while you were in complete faith that they were gonna do the first thing. 2) someone who is a constant bother, annoying, pestering, "up your ass like a trout in a gay sailor uniform. 3) kevin or someone of kevin descent. 4) just someone you think sucks. 5) that thing that clean your cooter (they look like turkey baisters for your cunt...

"OH GoD Suzy, YOU Should put a sign on your door or something. i thought i smelt clean lobster!?"

"STop Eating eating all the banana Runts, Douche!"

"i helped your mom douche out her shnauzberrys lastnight. it sorta made me want creme soda at first than the smell hit me. i think we're over dude.... sry"

by Adam BITCH April 12, 2005