double bind

A double bind is a no-win scenario where you are either forced (or feel pressured) to do something you can't do on demand, or in a another situation, are penalized for what you do.

I'm in a double bind here: if I can't fall asleep now, then I'll be too tired to wake up tomorrow morning, and if I don't wake up, I'll be late for work and they'll fire me. And if I take sleeping pills, I for sure won't be able to wake up... I wish I could just fall asleep when I want to and get up when I want to! What a double-bind!

by Birch2 August 4, 2014

Double Bagel

When one were to get fucked in both conveniently placed holes, often by a father figure

I always get double bagelled by my dad I do - Molly

by Carltonsesh April 29, 2021

Double Blow Job

See DBJ
Generally, this is when two girls lick and suck 1 cock in both their mouths at the same time.

When both Melissa and Sandra gave me a Double Blow Job,I blasted both their faces with a huge, sticky load of white, hot jizz and watched as they Snowball my load in both their mouths!

by E-Dog June 8, 2004

Double Bluff

A double bluff is a type of bluff where you lure your opponent into thinking that you are bluffing, and commit to a position based on the perception that you're bluffing, when you in fact hold all of the cards. It's a very dad humor type of prank humor. E.g. filling a jar with spiders, placing it next to the cookies, and labeling it SPIDERS DO NOT OPEN.

Don't open that jar it's FULL OF SPIDERS!

"Ahhhhh! I thought you were kidding!"

"Ahahaha yes, it was a double bluff I got you!"

by barry b July 30, 2016

Tennesee Double-Bagger

The Tennesee Double Bagger is when the girl you are banging is so ugly you have to put a bag on her head, and one on yours just in case hers falls off.

That girl is so ugly, the only way I could fuck her is a Tennesee Double-Bagger!

by SlutBucket September 23, 2006

Double Brown

Dirt Cheap Shitty Beer.
Welcome to Uni

"Hey mate, mind pouring this Double Brown into your funnel?"

by Timonator March 26, 2013

double bagging

Putting two condoms on a penis before sexual activity.

John thinks that double bagging gives him more protection when picking up prostitutes, even though Steve told him that the rubbers will wear each other down.

by JayRoc October 27, 2007