The Dorris-Eaton School

A K-8 school for whiny-ass rich kids that pay 30k a year for a school that makes them slowly want to die. You can spot them in groups of 5 in the San Ramon city center or Walnut creek talking about math. They typically only wear Hollister or Brandy Melville and Under Armor.

Kid1: OH, you went to The Dorris-Eaton school? How did you survive?
Kid2: yes.
Kid1: Aren't y'all dead inside?
Kid2: *silence*

by committ/mort October 20, 2019

dorris eaton

a fairly gay school in walnut creek, california, run by a totally red faced fag

at least eight thousand and one made my day better

by /\/\/\/\ August 4, 2004

Doris

Someone who has to stand on a floor mat at work and asks everyone what time they get off work.

Doris asked me today what time I get off work. After I told her, she said "I get off before you do! ! "

by Justlilbit July 29, 2016

Doris Day Parking

Typically in Doris Day movies, she somehow, miraculously, gets a parking space right in front of the place she needs to go. How convenient! And being an urban dweller, where parking 10 blocks from your house is a gift, getting a spot right out front of the place you are going deserves it's very own name!

Friend: Thanks for coming over. Did you find a spot close by?
Visiting friend: Did I? I found Doris Day Parking -- I'm never leaving!

by mrs.roper July 6, 2009

[Doris Day]

girl who is goody-two shoes, always does right.

"Why is she on everybody's good side, Doris Day is always getting props from the authority".

by dj mbm June 22, 2008

Doltish

Doing something that takes stupidity to new heights.

Whoa, I thought I had seen everything and then I saw Ali Kelly's doltish face

by Halison March 4, 2009

run doris run

a so-cal rock band that has the hottest bassist alive.

did you see run doris run at warped tour in 07?

no i missed them but i hear theyre are pretty awesome

by bobdong October 19, 2008