DoomPussy

A vagina that is particularly infested with STDs and/or STIs. It may also omit an odor that can be detected from great distances. Some Doompussies may eventually grow teeth if not treated in a timely manner. They can be very dangerous and it is likely you will loose anything you put in or around its opening.

...this girl was givin me a lapdance but when she dropped her panties i could see the fangs coming at me from her DoomPussy...

by PUSSYFANG October 16, 2009

dopus

dope+doofus=dopus

1.Dopus is a cross between a dope and a doofus.
2.Calling someone a dopus means you think they are a bit stupid, forgetful and v. annoying.
3. An absolute idiot

"What time is it?"
"Five seconds after you last asked me! Stop asking me you dopus!

by Aqua March January 14, 2009

Doofusising

adj. doofus

DOO/FAH/SIGH/ZING

The physical act of being a doofus.

Example 1:
Boss: "Stop doofusising you doofus and get back to work!"

Example 2:
That dude was totally doofusising when he turned in front of oncoming traffic.

by nicolitta October 24, 2008

doofus

Doofus is a dipshit and dumb person. They are easily triggered and sometimes resort to youtube to vent their anger.

Doofus is really ugly

by BruddahIceCreamChips January 11, 2018

doofus butt

A bitch

You a doofus butt

by Asian ling ling September 27, 2020

Doofus Delaney

When you commit serious acts of arson and/or tax fraud while getting eaten out by your mom

Mark: Hey, what’d you do today?
Emily: I doofus delaneyed
Mark: Oooo, mind if we do that later with me replacing your mom?? 😩

by fatherdickmas January 17, 2021

Doopyscooploop

A sexual position when you stick each others toes in the butthole. Doopyscooploop is usually done when very horny

Little boy 1“May we preform Doopyscooploop”
Little boy 2” yes me may”

by Bottomhippo February 16, 2023