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Dousche Bag Dad

When your dad is acting like a dousche bag. : )
Man last night your dousche bag dad really fucked things up.
by El Dousche Bago December 23, 2004
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Dorsche

The mix between a douche and a porsche. Usually said when trying to say 2 things at once.
Mike: "...thats what she said"

Anders: "shup dorsche"
by Miklus July 16, 2006
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Dingleberry Douschebag

a person that is not a total douschebag but is yet cool in your way of choosing.
Colton is a Dingleberry Douschebag because he is awesome.
by Travis McAlister December 22, 2008
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Douschette

Particular University Girls

1) who are completely unintelligent
2) think they're the most gorgeous girls on the face of this planet (when theyre not even close)
3) gives off a bitchy vibe to anyone they talk to
4) All of her friends have turned against her
5) She calls her professor "Prof"

6) She has the sleeziest boyfriend you'll ever meet.
7) Wears THEE sluttiest clothes you'll ever see.
8) Sleeps with Every guy on campus
8) A Girl with absolutely no CLASS
"Omg did you see what Jess G. was wearing? Her boobs were flopping around on the dance floor and she poured her drink all over her best friend and told her to get her another one!"

"What a douschette!"
by FedUp2010 May 13, 2010
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dorscheid

The act of having sex with a member of the same gender in jail or similar confinement.
I took that ex-mechanic to my cell and did dorscheid.
by mikey michaelsons June 14, 2010
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Dousche Bag Dad

A Dousche Bag Dad is a worthless excuse for a parent that runs off and leaves his family for a dirty whore skank who he marries soon after the divorce is final. Then this worthless pile of crap gets his new wife pregnant, which means that his other child is going to suffer. A Dousche Bag dad never shows up at his child's sporting event and rarely shows an interest in anything else his child is doing because his new family is his main focus. The Dousche Bag Dad also terrorizes his ex by being a total fuck nugget by stirring up shit because he is miserable with his new family so he decides to make his ex miserable as well because he hates his life and wants to fight over custody arrangements that he agreed to.
Q: Honey, have you ever noticed that Jake's dad never shows up to watch his child participate in sporting events.

A: Yeah Jake's Dad is a real dousche bag dad that never shows up to any sporting events.

Q: Honey, have you noticed that Jake's dad hasn't been at their house in quite some time

A: Yeah Jake's dad is a true dousche bag dad that ran for the hills when times got tough and hooked up with a dirty whore skank and now they have their own child so Jake is suffering because his dad couldn't keep his penis in his pants while his wife was out of town.
by FUNNY GUY 77 July 16, 2011
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Dousche Whibbler

More than a dousche bag or a dousche box or a dousche silo

a term created by sarah silverman
by Travis the Tank Engine March 13, 2009
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