Cookie Distraction

When you can't focus because someone has cookies and it distracts you.

I forgot what I was saying because there was a cookie distraction.

by Slvrbt October 1, 2017

distraction markers

Translucent decorative stickers that go on glass doors and glass paneling, required by many building codes, meant to prevent idiots from walking straight into a clear wall or door.

Maintenance staff is scheduled to install distraction markers on the glass doors to the conference room so Jerry won't keep breaking his nose.

by jsl1966 June 11, 2021

pimple distraction

When your having sex with a woman from behind and her ass pimples cause you to go limp!

She was hot, but the pimple distraction looked like puss filled ass craters and killed my boner.

by Richardo Cabesa March 22, 2017

distracted approval

When you ask your distracted manager (interrupted by skype, email, cell phone call, etc) half-heartedly approves your request in order to make you go away.

When I talked to Sylvia this morning, I got a distracted approval to go ahead with the plans. But I better remind her about it.

by textwoman May 20, 2011

distract and snatch

a method of theivary often used by gypsies when one person distracts and the other takes the possesion. its a very old trick but it works.

some scrawny gypsy boy used distract and snatch on me! damn those gypsys to hell!!

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e November 4, 2005

distraction thought

a thought one has while extremely horny in an attempt to distract oneself from their horniness.

After her fiancee went home see went to take a shower and was so horny she had to make her mind wander for some distraction thoughts.

by wat thehell January 23, 2008

erectile distraction

When a girl has a guy friend who falls into any of these categories:

- The guy she is casually banging on the rebound
- The "best friend" she keeps on speed dial for emergency arm candy
- The Friend-zoned zombie she lets take her to comic-con, baby showers or DNC rallys

.. whom she she has absolutely, positively no desire to date, marry or much less bare the child of in ANY CONTEXT WHATSOEVER

Marsha: You and Chad are always together! Are you a thing yet?

Jessica: OMG no.. he's just my erectile distraction for this month.

Marsha: HA!! I should have known.. you'd never date a guy who drives a volvo..

by TerryCowboy December 26, 2018