dismember

Verb
To fail to remember.

I remember using my keys to get in the house, but I dismember where I left them.

by austin_hawaii August 13, 2009

Dislexium

One who makes no sense and is retarded

Paul: Can elephants have sex?
Me: You have dislexium, Paul.

by Lil Uzi Vick November 12, 2018

dispexia

The excuse one makes when performing acts of less than reputable intelligence.

A very good sign of severe dispexia: attempting to spell 'dyslexia' and spelling it 'dispexia'

by SaraBelle December 20, 2012

dismemberment

to have sex with disected body parts, usually external body limbs.

i had a great time dismembermentating with someone's frozen feet last nite, real cooooool.....

by hAppYcUmbUCKiT September 24, 2003

dog-of-Dislexia

The sig master of PBR. Has been sigged 30+ times. One of the two members who keeps the stories forum alive.

LMAO, d-o-D, SIGGED!!!

by GranDream October 27, 2004

Distextia

The confusion experienced where a text conversation has several simultaneous threads, which overlap, occasionally amusingly.

A - "Are we looking after the dog this Thursday?"
B - "Natch."
B - "How you?"
B - "Have you put the pictures up yet?"
A - "When did you start saying Natch?"
A - "It's horrid"
B - "Could you grab some dog food?"
A - "No"
A - "I mean I haven't put the pictures up yet. I'll get dog food"
A - "Tired. Went to the gym"
B - "Natch"
B - "#Distextia"

by LonePollux October 23, 2017

dislexism

When someone writes something sexist to someone else on the internet, but it is full of spelling errors and the wrong words.

Kathy: Oh wow I like these shoes.

Chad: Thos shus luk lik sumtin a hor wud ware!

Kathy: Wow. That’s a very dislexist thing to say. Idk if I’m more offended by the sexism, or the fact that you managed to spell every word wrong? It’s straight up dislexism!

Chad: Ecsactlie mi plam! Te mor ms. peled te wurdz r, te mor insulin!

Kathy: Lol wut...?

by The_Angry_Dragon June 20, 2018