Director Faggot

One who directs a collective group of faggots and is a faggot himself. He primarily answers to the Captain of the Faggots also known as Captain Faggot. Being Director Faggot is a much sought after promotion in the executive world.

Hey you hear that John finally got promoted to Director Faggot. If anyone can handle that job it’s him. He has extensive faggot training and experience.

by RickDickSuperspaz April 07, 2021

Directors cut

When stomach has a crease line in abdomin ‘as if’ self suck happened and made it.

Look he has a directors cut from sucking his own dick I guess? Didn’t you?

by Jdidhdheidhd May 14, 2022

Managing Director

Covert slang for Ecstasy. From "MD", short for MDMA.

Gary always has a good time when he brings his Managing Director to the festival.

by CageFightingBlogger July 01, 2014

account director

The person at an agency (usually advertising or some sort) who listens to and interprets client and agency team members' problems, thoughts, challenges, goals, preferences, opinions, and more - and then tries to make sense of it for everyone else.

AKA: A universal partner to clients & agency; ping pong ball; conductor; pilot; captain; cheerleader; hostess; strategist; go-getter; ball-buster; fixer; and problem solver....a regular Don Draper.

We didn't understand what the client meant, but the Account Director did - so we're saved (for now).

by MakeMeABicycle September 28, 2015

Floperations Director

A mid level manager that is held responsible for their leaderships bad decisions.

They are looking for a new Floperations director to roll out Tims new cost savings, They Just had to "part ways" with the old one, Tom.

by Go AWAY!!! May 14, 2019

Band Director

A god or goddess, who is worshipped by band students who love band.

Person A: hey have you seen the band director?
Person B: they're probably answering people's prayers, like the god they are.

by Shamelessimp February 04, 2021

Sales & Marketing Director

The Sales & Marketing Director is an individual that spends an exorbitant amount of time contemplating marketing & selling. Whilst not actually understanding the product. But manages to actively sell himself with pretty line charts, inventing facts and interfering with things he neither understands nor is within his remit. Trying to make himself look good by making others look bad.

“The new Sales guy has started! We have been told he is our last, best hope! He is the Sales & Marketing Director”. Only to hear in reply “oh this guy with the pretty line charts & post it notes? He can’t sell for toffee, let alone count… spends all his time interfering in what doesn’t concern him, is about a disappointing as Luke Skywalker in “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” and I have heard their is another…”

by Glimmer December 10, 2023