Triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper

A sexual action preformed by a barista and customer. Upon asking for a ‘triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper’ at your local Starbucks, you will be invited behind the counter. The barista will coat their gloved right hand, or if they’re feeling frisky, their left hand in dark chocolate sauce, then milk chocolate sauce. Then, ready yourself. Prepare for the star of the show known as the triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper. They shall reach into your rectum with their hand coated in two layers of chocolate. Their mission: tickle your kidneys three separate times through your intestines, coating their hand in a third layer of chocolate; YOUR CHOCOLATE. Upon removal of their hand from your inner chocolate twisty freeze, the action will have been nearly completed. All that’s left is to A. Consume the glove. Or B. Lick the triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper off their hands. It’s your choice, really.

Guy 1: dude, there’s this girl at the Starbucks in the town square, works there on tuesdays from six to nine. Best triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper I’ve ever had.

Guy 2: sweeeeet, dude.

by ethan__skywalker March 20, 2021

Senor Dinkle

Ciaran Kearney is the infamous Senor dinkle. Approach with sexy caution.

"3 seconds senor dinkle, not your best!"

by LettieandHarry October 30, 2008

Sprinkle dinkle

You buy 100 sprinkles and put it on your penis

Albert-Yo what did you do last night
James-just the sprinkle dinkle

Albert-your autistic

by Gay spaz August 12, 2020

Dutch Dinkle Dunch

When you are in a hot tub and you 69 causing your partner to whack their head on the bottom of the tub, leaving them unconscious.

Megan: Why is my new hot tub bloody?
Ally: I saw Liz and Steven doing a Dutch Dinkle Dunch!
Liz: What happened last night?
Eric: You went hardcore with my brother.

by Lighthouse Star December 29, 2011

Tinkle a Dinkle

When you are taking a tink(le), and a little dink(le) comes out. Then your privates may start to tickle.

Man I'm still laughing from last nights Tinkle a Dinkle !

by HeyyyGirlHeyyy January 11, 2008

finkle dinkle

A term used for when you want to have sex right at the moment.

You and me finkle dinkle right here!

by Irukandji12 December 24, 2007

Scrinkle Dinkle

A 3rd grade cuss word which in that time means "Dickhead" or "FuckFace"

3rd grader 1: You are such a Scrinkle Dinkle Bryan
3rd grader 2: YOU SAID A NO NO WORD!

by dinkle dinkle February 17, 2017