Dimitri Martin

The coolest Comedian around. He often plays guitar while telling jokes. Very Suave. He also has the coolest grandmother ever.

Dimitri Martin:
I'm going to buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together. "Those hermit crabs?" Not anymore! now there mingling crabs

Someone got lazy naming animals. Whats that doing, eating ants? Anteater! Done, next!

by Casey .S April 13, 2007

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Digital Prophet

Someone who preaches the gospel online. Whether on social media, internet forums, or any place else on the internet where free speech is abound.

I'm a digital prophet, meaning I preach the gospel of Jesus on the internet.

by BarrelOfRadioactiveIceCream August 9, 2016

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Digital Chicken

The interference created in speakers by a cellular phone transmitting next to it that resembles synthesized chicken clucks.

Your phone rang next to the speakers during my favorite part of the song, and all I could hear was a digital chicken.

by Juan Pierre LePirate March 31, 2009

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Digital Buccaneer

Someone who obtains large amounts of video or music over the internet, usually by pirating or other questionable means.

Now that Pirate Bay is down the Digital Buccaneers will have to go elsewhere.

by Captain Beta April 23, 2009

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dimitrov

The sexiest and the most flirtatious super white Bulgarian there is, he always cares about his friends around him and try’s to charm girls close to him and loves to make penis/sex jokes, all in all it’s a sexy guy that knows how to flirt with ladies and has the smoothest way to kiss a girl anywhere besides school.

What’s up, Mr Dimitrov took me to the mall.

Hey sis, why so happy Alexander Dimitrov took me to a trampoline park and somehow got his lips on mine.

by B.B. brit September 6, 2017

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