dik chips

When someone touches them self and then contaminates a bag of food WITHOUT washing their hands 🍌

Don't touch the Doritos! Jason was beating his meat and didn't wash his hands before he ate them! Do you like dik chips?

by Kyo Maka May 5, 2016

DIK DAK!

Verb:
1. When you are so angry, that words cant be used anymore
"DIK DAK!"
"Youre so garbe!"
"Youra retard!"

WTF HE WHY AM I SO UNLUCKY. THIS GAME HATES ME, DIK DAK!!

by Yakub11 January 15, 2021

Dik pic

When a girl is posting provocative pictures to social media for attention, specifically a provocative picture essentially asking for dick.

Did you see Becky’s Insta, she just posted another dik pic, she’s broken up with Tim for sure hey, defs chasing some new dick.

by Wheresthebone December 30, 2020

Dik sik

Your girlfriend who raves (lies) about her boyfriend/ husband to anyone who will listen, praising him, gloating how wonderful he is to her... but in reality he is cold, distant, lies, cheats & abusive. Constantly covering up her reality....

“That bitch is nothing but Dik sik over that man....”

by HikChik1 November 9, 2021

Dik Dik

Dik Dik da DUCK!

Dik Dik is an adorable rubber duckie!

by dikdikdaduck May 19, 2021

sprik dik

A common mating call used primarily by homosexual men to alert other nearby homosexual men that their butthole is in fact ready for penetration.

*in the club* “SPRIK DIK! SPRIK DIK!” Exclaimed Robert.

by NaomiJean February 3, 2023

dik fuk the dong smasher

awesome fucking person

aaahh look out dik fuk the dong smasher is here

by wejnation July 26, 2017