dik fuk the dong smasher

awesome fucking person

aaahh look out dik fuk the dong smasher is here

by wejnation July 26, 2017

flabber-dik

when your sexual partner(s) has extra skin on their dik and it flaps in the wind.

Gorge has a flabber-dik

by ryan ross is dad August 4, 2018

dik trom

A fat Dutch kid

O he is Dik like that fat boy dik trom

by Dutch fat kid February 24, 2017

dik chips

When someone touches them self and then contaminates a bag of food WITHOUT washing their hands 🍌

Don't touch the Doritos! Jason was beating his meat and didn't wash his hands before he ate them! Do you like dik chips?

by Kyo Maka May 5, 2016

Small-Dik Lightfoot

(Person/Foreskin Hero): A poorly endowed man, born in the small town of Eightinch, Colorado. Small-Dik is a famed hero of Incest within the Cumalöt tribe, who, once impregnating his sister (for the second or third time (who really knows)), became aware of his pitifully inadequate girth and length. Small-Dik was told to have completed all 9 Anal Impalements, which left his dirt-chute gaping, and his spirit sodomized (just like his anus). The stabbing sensation in his rectum, and the involuntary occasional cummy/bloody fart gave him the inspiration to reach beyond his scrotum and see how many digits his hole could afford. This led to his evolution into Mr. Dik Lightfoot, a Legendary Hero in the Chronicles of Clemenzale.

"Oh hey! Its Small-Dik Lightfoot

by The Brothers Quimm August 11, 2020

lil small dik

lil small dik is one of the most, no, THE best and most innovative artists of all time, with his many projects containing influential and even life-changing lyrics, about the daily struggles of life "My ass is hurting so bad, I can't even stand," to the obtusely absurd, "habablehgooobiehable." In addition, lil small dik uses a wide range of vocal styles, ranging from, very sexy, low, and gravley vocals, to high, light, and fluttery ones. In addition to these additions, he also makes songs in a wide range of genres. I will not mention these genres, because the subgenres get so specific, that it looks like the average amount of tags on a clout-hungry 8-year-old's TikTok video. In addition to the additions addition to the additions, he is also a producer in, again, many genres, but he mainly makes trap beats, awfully specifically made for rapping about **** ******* ****.

"The best way to listen to lil small dik is with the sound off!"
-smart person

by lil small dik October 24, 2023

dik-dik

a small antilope with maybe the worst name except for "great tit"

Whoever thought dik-dik was a good name to an small antilope is a dick itself

by the_damian_o7 April 17, 2023