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Dick in the door

When a male has a highly likely, but not guaranteed chance of getting hot action with a female. Chances of sex are gradually increased by "rounding the bases" or gradually increasing sexual tension between the chosen mate.
Brian's definitely getting that broad in the sack tonight. I saw them getting heavy in the parking lot, he's already got his dick in the door.
by Great Seany July 5, 2016
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Slamming my dick in the door

A phrase used when a futile argument is had between a man and a woman with the man being correct but the woman being to stubborn to admit it.
"Yeah last night we fought about the moon landing and i was just slamming my dick in the door for about and hour"
by TheMassiveChode224 June 24, 2018
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Doobie Dick

Doobie dick is a famous party which involves a male inserting a doobie(joint) into his penis and proceeding to wave it about trying to burn fellow party goers.
Jim: James did the doobie dick last night!!
David: Oh my god, seriously?
Jim: He ended up burning some girls forehead.
by jayjaybarlow June 2, 2009
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Doody Dick

when you fuck a girl in the ass and she leaves shit smeared on it and your dick will also smell like shit
When I fucked Leslie in the ass I got doody dick. Maybe she should've cleaned her ass before I inserted my authority in there.
by RAAAAH! May 24, 2009
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scooby dooby dick swap

When you and your buddy are fucking a girl, she's blowing one and taking one, then on the count of 3 you and your busy yell "SCOOBY DOOBY DICK SWAP!" And you switch places and make her ask for Scooby snacks at the end.
Hey Paul, wanna go over to Jenny's later and give her the good old Scooby Dooby Dick Swap?
by TrippinBananaz June 6, 2017
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doom dis dick

When you buy doom 3 and realize you messed up big time. Also used to describe your lame nerdy brother
by Travacondadoomstick April 27, 2017
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doorknob dick

someone who has a stubby dick
u have a doorknob dick
by miguel cannuli September 9, 2005
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