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dickweed salad

dickweed salad is a gay fucking nicname created by a gay 5 yr old.
it basicly is just a word to match pussypie

wow im mature
holy fuck im a dickweed salad

and then the world ended
by the gayest a birb can get February 8, 2017
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Dickweed

What kinda weed is dis?”
“Dickweed”
by Dickweed63748 December 2, 2019
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Dickweed

A slightly comical insult (used for guys) to be used when:

1) they tell you you're being emotional.
2) they're not paying attention to you.
3) they can't keep a secret.
4) they try to fart on you.
(aka, they just be themselves)
"You still talking to him?"
"Me? No, he's a fucking dickweed."
by MikeNessMonster May 16, 2007
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dickweed

an ego stroking ass wipe who gives waiters a hard time and who doesn't tip
you are a big dickweed
by Kona2002 March 5, 2008
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Senor DickWeed

The creepy ass substitute teacher that likes to touch little boy anus
Stacy-“Man, Mr. Stevenson sure likes to play the game ‘bend of and spread your legs’ with us.” “ We should call him Senor DickWeed because he only lets the boys play that game”
by JewFaggotTesticles69 June 17, 2019
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dickweed

a person (mainly guy) who is rude, annoying, a liar, or a man-whore
"Travis and Joe are suck dickweeds"!
by thehashslingingslasher July 31, 2014
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dickweed

A dickweed is a person insignificant enough to be a weed and is also considered a dick
Billy: hey ted ur such a loser why dont u go home and cry.
Ted: shut the fuck up dickweed
by NixonIsBack July 15, 2008
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