dickture

A photographic image of one males pelvic region

"This guy sent me a Dickture so i sent him one back."

by halfbloodhunk July 28, 2014

dicktop

To paint a penis on the roof of abuilding in the hope a google maps plane or similar will see it and or photograph it. Originated from cNet's podcast the 404.

LOL! I dicktoped my house and now its on google earth

by graymalkin May 7, 2009

Dicktric System

The universal basis of dick sizes with 6 inches being the median represented by a number 5 on the scale of 1 - 10, 10 being the biggest. The result is stated as a dicktric number. This also converts dick size from the metric system. Ex: median dicktric number of 5 would be 15.2 centimeters.

I thought I had a big penis but the after looking at the dicktric system, I realize that I am pretty undersized.

I used the dicktric system and found that my dick has a dicktric number of 6. Score.

by 007hippo September 29, 2009

Hickory Dickory Dock

A simple poem that seems sexual because of similarities between "dock" and "cock".

Hickory Dickory Dock
Your mom sucked my Cock
The clock struck one
And all was done
Hickory Dickory Dock

by PsYcHoImoN July 9, 2011

Dicktree

A word used to insult those who are so incredably uncool as to ressemble a tree made of dick.

Asian: "Yaow, I got A++ this assignment with barely even try! Time to play laptop with my exchange parents! ^^ "

White d00d: "Shut the fuck up dicktree!"

by Jordan September 29, 2004

dickfor

I don't know what it is. I sure wish someone would tell me.

Could someone please tell me what's a dickfor.

by rustyshackleford January 3, 2008

dicator

A real playa, a straight up G who's got his possey at his back and his pussy's on his cock. Someone who knows what he's doin and really keepin it real, a straight up fucking gangster that no one can mess with. His homies all are jealous, his enemies run in fear, and he pisses on the dirt just for s & g's.

Damn that dude is a real fuckin dicator! I wish i was a dicator like him man!

by FreedomFighterZ May 29, 2008