Ron DickSandwich

The Governor of Florida. Having him removed from office would save lives and make the IQ of Florida climb to a more sane level.

Hey, did you hear Ron DickSandwich says it’s open season in Florida and you can shoot anyone who you think might be a looter now?

by Sonicbo0mz November 11, 2020

dickstank

A person who is a lil' bitch.

Daniel: Lets go steal some alcohol from these fools.
Tyler: Well we might get in trouble.
Daniel: You a dickstank hoe!

by LaFondah May 24, 2006

Dicksmack

Idiot that has no clue and can't get any POON

You dicksmack, so bite your pillow

by Dain735 August 1, 2003

dicksmart

to be smart like a dick, or to have dick-like instincts

COOl KID: dude i just flipped that dock

SOME FAGGOT: well, that's dicksmart

by monster88kawi5 June 15, 2008

Dicksmashed

The act of annihilating an opponent in any form of competition.

Hey you guys ready to get Dicksmashed

by Smacks69 March 1, 2011

dickspan

Another word for the measure of the male sexual organ.

John's a great boyfriend, sure, but his dickspan is lacking...

Alex's dickspan exceeded my expectations!

by lustylinguist July 12, 2011

Dicksomaniac

(Noun)
An occasional slut.

Someone who has periods of addicktion. They may not typically be a slut, but has the capacity to be and there are times when they get more dick that one would care to think about. Like binge drinking but with dicks instead of alcohol. You don't do it all the time but when you do, you go hell-for-leather.

From the word dipsomaniac, someone who suffers from intermittent bouts of craving alcohol.

Person 1: "Did you hear about X? They had sex with three guys last night!"
Person 2: "Wow, that's crazy! They haven't been like that in a while. They're such a dicksomaniac."

by harrig April 14, 2014