dickmate

Similar to checkmate when you invite a girl home, lock the door and hide the key in your underwear.

- Why do you lock the door, Peter?

- Dickmate. You have no moves until we do the job here.

by kuro ma'duro April 22, 2021

Dickmatized

Enthralled and mesmerized by the dick

Taylor Swift is dickmatized by Travis Kelce's large red wood tree.

by pinkrasberrytwee123 October 7, 2025

Dickmatized

When you feel you are in love because of how good a dick feels

I have been dickmatized after having sex with Paddy

by Queenuzi January 26, 2019

Dickmatized

When a man is secretly gay but pretending to be straight. Then see’s a hot guy walk by and get turned on/hypnotized by the dick.

Taylor: Scott is so gay, he’s just not out the closet . The other day he got dickmatized by Aaron.

by Rainbowpenis January 7, 2019

Dickmatized

When a woman is so overwhelmed by the intensity of high level dick being thrown that she falls asleep during or immediately after, often due to multiple orgasms or extreme relaxation."

Hey Edwin , how about last night when you were finished Pounding Julez I finished her off and Dickmatized her .

by Dick Ninja June 30, 2025

Dickmatized

When he bends your frame so perfectly, the absolute best you’ve ever been bent that it makes you change your relationship status on Facebook.

Today Shane taught Peyton the meaning of dickmatized. She is straight dick whipped.

by PushaP March 22, 2024

Dickmatized

When an emotional attachment is formed from being f*cked by a sturdy shlong with good girth and the woman starts seeing said shlong owner as a prince from a fairytale about to sweep her off her feet and take her to a castle to be married.

"Oh gosh darn it, Chad dickmatized me again. I know he's a serial cheater and has connections to the mafia, but I'm sure this time he's the one I've been waiting for!"

"Serial killer + dickmatizing skill = Prince Charming"

by Lizardmcgdoogle June 17, 2025