Dickblade

An outstanding, antisocial prick or conniving, delusional dickrag/douchebag/shithead who tends to think himself cunning in the scathing statements he makes and in the absolutely egregious prickery of his repulsive and reprehensible behavior.

A real prickbag/prickfuck. A snotfuck. Somone who's face you just want to bash in hard. Typically worthless, clueless, judgemental and deserving of death. So much so that you have to create an entirely new insult to call him a dickblade. An asswipe-mother-fucker. It is pointless to attempt talking to a dickblade. A borderline scumfuck. A fucking dildo. May be secretly anatomically impaired.

A heavy gun insult, spurred into creation by such a prick that only an insult as crude, harshly offensive and shocking as a fucking dickblade would qualify as an of offense against such an asshat.

This is the true definition of dickblade.

"Man, what a fucking DICKBLADE. That prick-fuck just won't LEARN, will he?"

"What a fucking pukestain. He's just a god damn dickblade."

"Listen up, fuckpalm. I don't understand why you have to be such a remarkable prickhole fucker all the time. Why are you such a dickblade?"

by the true inventor of dickblade August 10, 2014

Dickface

person with a dick for a face

"Stop being such a cumguzzling dickface, dickface"

by EL Sa9jev November 7, 2003

dickface

Someone who is a fucking retarded 12 year old.

dickface:OMFGZ i pwned U.
Person: Umm no i don't think so.
dickface:Pwnt nubz0rZ
Person:stfu you dickface 12 year old noob.

by SomeNoob February 19, 2005

dickfacemuthafucka

The worst and most offensive of all disses, usually used in bro to bro combat.

"Come at me dickfacemuthafucka!"
"Bro take it back, crossing the line."
"Sorry man."

by Jesuslovesballs February 18, 2012

Dickulater

A man whom only fucks women late

That dickulater only shows up after midnight

by Staminiaman of oregon November 25, 2019

Dickbate

1. When you and your friends watch a movie and see a man's penis. A debate will commence about the actor's penis and will quickly escalate into a rather homosexual conversation.

Bob: Man, that Marky Mark guy sure has a long dick.
Sean: What, Mark Walhberg
Tom: Yeah, we saw his dick in Boogie Nights
Sean: It wasn't his real dick.
Bob: Yes it was.
Sean: No way, his dick came down to his knees. It was clearly a rubber.
Tom: It wasn't rubber, it had hair on it.
Sean: Are we really having a dickbate

by The man who stares at pandas August 25, 2013

Dickfluence

1. Relying on male dominance and power to affect a person, thing, or course of events.

2. Power to sway or affect based on falic dominance: Ron Jeremy used his dickfluence to secure the autobiography book deal.

See also: Pussuation

The successful sales rep relied on his dickfluence to close the deal with the impressionable clients.

by escwinos October 19, 2013