diabitchy

The attitude people with Diabetes get when their blood sugars are high or low, regardless of how much you are trying to help them.

My diabetic son's blood sugar was high and even though I was trying to help him he was really diabitchy. I love him but holy three-headed fucking monster.

by Runner Girl December 30, 2014

Dickpinch

When you fuck someone so hard it starts to pinch your dick or if you fap to hard it will start to hurt

That guy dickpinched me so hard lastnight

by Coolguy19468 September 21, 2015

dickbuttholer

this word means a guy or girl that has a fetish with dicks and butts and golfers or as other people call them holers.

GIRL: YUCK THAT GUY IS GROSS

BOY: HE MUST BE A DICKBUTTHOLER

by GARIN_CLAK249SEACADET April 21, 2018

Dickstitch

When you’ve ridden so much dick that you give yourself a stitch.

Me: “Yo Meggsie Jo, you coming out?”
Meggsie Jo: “In a second, I’ve got a dickstitch, I’m stretching it out”

by Nicki G February 14, 2018

Dick Bitch

A man or boy who happens to be so infatuated with one particular female that he will reject the company of his male peers in favour of the accompanyment of the female. The act of "Dick-bitching". Somewhat related to being "whipped" or "Pussy-whipped".

"Man, oliver is a total Dick Bitch over Laura"

"Yeah i know right?"

by Doicestar August 20, 2009

dickwatching

Dickwatching is any form of watching other men. Paying attention to how much money they've got, how much pussy they're getting, or generally engaging in any form of gossip.

Stuart: Damn, did you see Chad with that new girl on Thursday? I've never seen them together before..

John: Stop dickwatching.

by YoungEscapist July 24, 2019

Dickitch

When you see a hot female on the internet but never get to see her again and you are just left behind with a faint memory.

Dude 1: Man i saw this chick on 9GAG ! She was Smokin' but can't find her now.

Dude 2: You sir have a dickitch!

by Barood August 25, 2012