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Dick Cheesed

When one places his penis inside a bowl of Mac N' Cheese and pulls out to find their dick cheesed.
"Stick yo dick in dis Mac N' Cheese and get dick cheesed" - Cheesasaurus Rex
by Chizawsomeness Rex December 16, 2008
mugGet the Dick Cheesedmug.

Dick Cheese

A 'code word' used in the place of 'handjob' so others don't know what one is talking about.

Someone would use this word to be sneaky aroimd others about what they're going to do or what they're going to receive.

The word is used in a sexual manner, but when used, others around won't understand what the true meaning is. People will often think of the true definition of the word, which throws them even further off of the subject. This means that the word can be used around pretty much anyone, without giving away the true subject.
Male 1: "Yeah, she was able to give me some dick cheese in the backseat of my car last night."
Male 2: "Dude, that's awesome!"

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Female: "Want some dick cheese tonight?"
Male: "Definitely."
by GalaxyKitten November 7, 2018
mugGet the Dick Cheesemug.

Dick Cheese

Old, sticky semen. Used as a way to make your friends laugh whenever you call them it.
by Friend Machine Broke November 15, 2017
mugGet the Dick Cheesemug.

shitburgers and dick cheese

This is a an exclamation of extreme discontent that is meant to go beyond a simple "god damn it," or "fuck that." You can only say this phrase three or four times a year, or else it loses all meaning. It is Special. When you stub your toe in the middle of the night, it is a "god damn it" situation. When your car breaks down hundreds of miles from friend or family, at 3:00 AM, in the rain, and you just filled the gas tank, that is a "motherfucker" situation. When you decide to walk to work because it is such a nice day, only to hear a strange, whistling, noise, then look up and see a large A-bomb headed your way...that is a "shitburgers and dick cheese!" moment.
Huang just had morning sex with his wife in Hiroshima in 1945, and felt like a jolly good stroll. While petting a puppy and eating cotton candy, he looked up and saw a strange object hurtling towards him. He realized those crazy fliers about a giant bomb might be true and thought to himself "shitburgers and dick cheese," at least I got laid.
by ImnotyouIme November 30, 2011
mugGet the shitburgers and dick cheesemug.

Hobo's dick cheese

1.Referring to dick cheese found on a hobo.
2. More commonly used as an insult fothright, or when someone demands money as a comeback.
1. that hobo had nasty dick cheese (look up da fuckin word)
2. Oh you want 50 million dollers?! how bout i send you a fucking hobo's dick cheese in the mail!-lez grosman-
by lez grosman January 1, 2009
mugGet the Hobo's dick cheesemug.

nigga dick cheese

Nigga dick cheese is where someone with a bbc rubs their dick in cheese and eats the cheese after
Did you see Jackson eat that nigga dick cheese last night?
by Bigga nigga man March 6, 2019
mugGet the nigga dick cheesemug.

Dick Cheese Jones

A noun used to describe a person who reeks of dick cheese. Formally created in the Thai culture, the first dick cheese jones was forged by a mystery known as daroni. You can only be born a dick cheese jones.

Also, a synonym for mags.
"Hey! It's me!" - Muhammed
"Shut the fuck up, ya dick cheese jones!" Edward
by lovestoshart January 11, 2012
mugGet the Dick Cheese Jonesmug.

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