Flatulence Denial

When there's a sudden rank in the room and nobody claims to have passed gas.

Johnny: "Hey dude did you fart?"

Jimmy: "No man it wasn't me."

Johnny: "It wasn't me either. Dude your in flatulence denial."

by abscorpio2 October 16, 2010

Penile Denial

When a man goes into denial that his penis isn't all it used to be.

"My husband can't come to terms that his penis is not the strong, young lad it used to be. He's suffering from penile denial."

by Mmmmmmtini November 22, 2011

urbandictional denial

The feeling you have when you're denied from posting a word to urban dictionary multiple times in a row.

"I hate this feeling of urbandictional denial, I feel like I'll never get a word published."

by LifeKitten May 12, 2016

herb deaning

When a man or a woman lays in the supine position(on their back) and a woman slams her pussy (vagina) repeatedly on their face until rendered unconscious and Herb Dean has to tackle them off to cease the vaginal onslaught.

When Rodney was asked about his black eyes he told his coworkers, "the plus sized stripper mounted my face and began Herb Deaning me."

by Kokodamus August 28, 2018

Rizz Denial

when you rizz someone up and they deny that they have been rizz, saying that they haven’t been “rizzed up”

me: haha i rizzed you the fuck up
vince: no you didn’t
me: you are in Rizz Denial

by jeesusbooger September 2, 2022

Tease and Denial

1. Tease and denial is a phrase used to describe when a chick teases you sexually and continually brings you to the edge of orgasm, over and over again, for as long as she wants, only to tuck your pecker away and kiss you goodnight in the end.

2. Tease and denial can also result in an orgasm after the female is done teasing toward edge, and denying.

See "chastity" for information on long-term tease and denial.

1. My wife gave me the old tease and denial last night. I was trying to get to sleep with my balls burning for 3 hours.

2. My wife gave me the old tease and denial last night. She teased my dick until I was about to cum, then she'd stop. Then she'd start up again, then stop, then start, all night. Finally she gave me the best orgasm of my life!

by I fucking love heroin April 17, 2009

Afro-Denial

Main Entry: Af·ro-De·ni·al
Pronunciation: 'a-(")frO di-'nI(-&)l, dE-
Function: noun/adjective
Etymology: The Boondocks Comic Strip (1999)
: a psychological affliction wherein patients exhibit self-dilusional behavior, believing they have straight flowing, european supermodel type hair -- thereby refusing to accept the coarseness, thickness and/or nappiness of their actual hair.

Jazmine: I don't care what you say. I DON'T have an AFRO. I don't, I don't, I DON'T.
Huey: *sigh* How sad.
Huey: You're clearly suffering from "Afro-Denial." Textbook Case.
Jazmine: What!!?
Huey: This looks serious, I better start planning the intervention.
Jazmine: Afro-Denial?

Jazmine: There's no such thing as "Afro-Denial." I bet you made that up!
Huey: Wait ... here it is.
Huey: AFRO-DENIAL: A psychological affliction wherein patients exhibit self-dilusional behavior, believing they have straight flowing, european supermodel type hair -- thereby refusing to accept the coarseness, thickness and/or nappiness of their actual hair.
Jazmine: Well I think you and your book are STUPID. SO THERE!!!
Huey: Hmm... Sounds like "Ethno-Ambiguo Hostility Syndrome"...

by Wikkid Dragon March 5, 2006