When a person has been single too long and is in an establishment where there is no attractive persons, they become attracted to everyone, their judgement is clouded by desperation rather than alcohol.
Similar effects to beer goggles but worst when the desperation has gone on for too long.
Similar effects to beer goggles but worst when the desperation has gone on for too long.
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Get the desperate mug.The magnitude of desperation in an online chat, measured by the ratio of conversation started in the app.
John never writes me on his own. I always have to start the conversation. I think my desperatio is 100%.
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Get the desperatio mug.To be "on the desperation train" means to be single and in pursuit of someone to spend the day and/or night, without the intent of perusing a relationship with that person.
On Valentine's Day the only way to "get off the train" would be to find a date, to give up in the pursuit of finding a date or when the clock strikes midnight and you're all alone.
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On Valentine's Day the only way to "get off the train" would be to find a date, to give up in the pursuit of finding a date or when the clock strikes midnight and you're all alone.
Related: To be on the train / To be on the train of despair / To be riding the train / To be off the train.
- What are your plans for V-day?
- I'm on the desperation train this year.
- No worries dude, you'll be off the train way before V-day.
- I'm on the desperation train this year.
- No worries dude, you'll be off the train way before V-day.
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Girl 2: Everybody knows dude! She made a desperatus update!
Girl 2: Everybody knows dude! She made a desperatus update!
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Get the desperatus update mug.Sometimes used to provoke the opposite sex by not going to the bathroom and arousing the other sex when the said person who was practicing desperation pissed themselves.
Rachel was so sure that John liked desperation, that when she saw him watching her dance around, she just let go.
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