Skip to main content

Despicion

When you don't want to say despise as it's the wrong context. Largely used when someone hates on R.O.B. (The super smash Bros character, not your freind).

THIS DEFINITION WAS MADE BY THE ROB GANG
EXAMPLE:

"My despicion for you has reached an all time high"
by Mr Waitrose March 5, 2021
mugGet the Despicion mug.

shower decision

When you are faced with a difficult life decision and no one can offer advice that helps so you find yourself in the shower making a decision. Three months later you have a epic water bill but still know that you made the right choice.
Girl 1: Jodie has been in the shower a long time

Girl 2: she must be making a shower decision
by J-Lee Lingo October 5, 2015
mugGet the shower decision mug.

nut decision

A decision made about whether or not to pursue sex with someone but instead of flipping a coin or asking the magic 8 ball, you masturbate first then ask yourself if it's still worth it after you nut.
"Dude, Theresa wants to bang. She's got herpes, but she sucks a really mean dick"

"I don't know man, seems like a nut decision to me"
by Deadlifting freak December 14, 2017
mugGet the nut decision mug.

Big decisions

Something to think about when you hear news for the first time and you don’t know how to act
No way, I have to think before making big decisions
by Greedybitch101 December 23, 2019
mugGet the Big decisions mug.

split decision

an ass, place where you shit; comes from the hard decision of choosing the right or left cheek
by Big Man Mac February 1, 2008
mugGet the split decision mug.

bad decision

The recipient of drunken sex, specifically sex that gets the giver in trouble.
Guy #1: "Dude.. I was totally a bad decision last night."
Guy #2: "Yeah? I bet she looked mortified afterwards."
Guy #1: "Nah, dude. I'm the best bad decision she'll ever make."
by Lexicon101 June 26, 2010
mugGet the bad decision mug.

Decision

Something that women have a hard time reaching.
Woman 1: I don't know about that.

Woman 2: Well, since it's your decision, make it!

Woman 1: Why?

Woman 2: I don't know. It feels right.

Woman 1: Are you sure about that?

Woman 2: Maybe.

Woman 1: Let's go to the mall.

Woman 2: Okay!
by Ereck Flowers February 15, 2015
mugGet the Decision mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email