desperation towel

1. When one uses a restroom and there are either no paper towels or a hand dryer, so he or she just uses his shirt as a substitute. In the ideal situation, a colleague or employee is using the bathroom the same time as you and you can use their desperation towel.

Jake: "Hey bra! What ya up to?"
Brian: "I'm waiting for Bill to use the bathroom so I can use his Pink shirt as a desperation towel."

by Ndawg12 April 2, 2010

defecation

Another word for pooping. Also a type of vandalism unless it's done on the toilet.

A: I would like to get to your attention that someone has vandalized your lawn
B: It's defecation. I thought a dog took a dump in my lawn and I was just about to find and sue the owner of whatever dog pooped there.

by NHRHS2010 June 16, 2011

Desperation Candy

The stale, weird or other similarly mediocre candy or sweet food eaten because the "good" candy is gone and the person eating it is too high to drive to the store. Desperation Candy can include but is not limited to any holiday candy older than six months, anything with dried fruit (Raisinettes) or coconut in it, ethnic candy made from unconventional ingredients, candy found between sofa cushions, and so on.

"Hey, munchie time. Where's the Reese's PB cups?"

"Gone. All we have left is desperation candy; you want peeps from last Easter or some broken fortune cookies?"

by Rupert J. Syphilis April 23, 2010

Defecation deficit

To not be able to take a shit; to be constipated.

Sorry, that was my digestion. I'm in the middle of a defecation deficit.

by maltar April 9, 2011

Desperationing

Having a strong feeling of desperation or doing super desperate things in a super desperate way.

We desperationing.😔🤚🏽~Indira Brown

by Indira Brown October 13, 2019

Defecation Dost

A defecation dost is described as a friend, comrade, or whatever of that sort, who happens to take a shit at the same time as you. The simultaneous ritual of taking a shit while being in contact with each other, ex. Through texting, is when they can be established as this as they are defecating, and being « dosts » (which is friends in the Hindi language).

« Hey dude, I just took the biggest dump this morning my bowels feels RENEWED »

« Same?? Dude I took one too it was ETHEREAL. »
« Oh my god...we’re defecation dosts! »

by WINWINIESYOSHSH December 23, 2020

MMO Desperation

1) Someone feeling that they need currency or a certain item on an MMO so bad that they take desperate measures to get what it is they want
2) Someone taking deperate measures to get a girlfriend/boyfriend on an online game

I saw this girl on WoW chat spamming she'd send pictures of herself naked to all guys on that server. That's a sign of MMO Desperation.

by ExplosivePants December 24, 2010