hand derps

When your partner is giving you a handjob but stops because there hand cramped and there to time to finish. Hi

I told her, I guess your hand derps.... I’ll finish myself off .

by Themaxx64 January 21, 2018

Derpsack

One who insists on posting stupid facebook updates, while masteurbating, explaining his every movement, or feeling during his "Experience". This person also like to shove jellybeans, gummy bears, lollipops and many other things up his or her ass, taking them out, and putting them out for people to eat, acting as if nothing was wrong.

Another thing they like to do, is drive around in a red-neck mobile, with rust everywhere, screaming nigger and shooting their shotguns out the window.

They also love to steal obese children in the night, forcing them to excersize, until they lose enough weight to be considered normal. They are also notorious for their racism, and trolling on the internet, and being huge CoD Faggots or World of Warcraft no-lifes. Most of these faggots own PC's because they can troll behind a screen without revealing their girl voices, and exposing their balls haven't dropped.

Tim is such a derpsack, He was playing WoW all night. Fucking faggot with his level 80 orc mage, who the hell knows what that is?

by Derp Sackathon November 26, 2011

Derpes

A sexually transmitted disease passed from retard to retard.

Dude, I think Marianna has Derpes. She did it with Manuel last night and he's a retard!

by bhumanjib8uh34 May 14, 2010

Derpussss

a faggot cat

derpussss: pee in my butt hole :3

by the world of derp August 23, 2011

derps

boobies that are lopsided or have unaligned nipples

Hayley Williams, Edward Cullen, and Taylor all have derps.

by underpy August 11, 2010

derpes

A degenerate disease caused by being in the presence of ugly bitches. Known symptoms include an uncontrollable desire not to fuck, and to have quite imaginative and horrifyingly disgusting visual presence, generally involving something unimaginably repulsive to the nasty-ass, uninfected partner.

Nasty bitch #1: Are you going to fuck me or not?
Normal dude: Actually, I can't. I've just been diagnosed with derpes. I've got these gross pus-filled boils on my shaft.

Some time later…

Nasty bitch #2: Can we fuck now?
Normal dude: I can't, I've got derpes. Highly contagious. My dick oozes nasty goop when it's near pussy. Doc says I've gotta stay away from women, and try to be gay for a while.

by Derpes saves lives! August 19, 2012

Herpa Derpes

Herpes you receive from stupid unprotected sex with a stranger, usually under the influence of one or more drugs including but not limited to alcohol, ecstasy, or dissociatives

Yeah I had a one-night stand with this chick and ended up getting herpa derpes

by rawkies July 13, 2010