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One Wheel Drive

A Truck(or any vehicle) that is two wheel drive with an open differential. If a vehicle has a diff locker, positraction, or at bare minimum, limited slip, it can then be considered a two wheel drive. One Wheel drives have no business hitting the trail and off-roading, unless the drivers a crazy fucker like me and is ready to get stuck in menial situations and expend some effort on some vehicle recovery. Oh, but they work great for doing doughnuts on flat ground and haulin dead hookers to the riverbed.
Me: *on phone* " hey bro, can you help me out man, and bring your Toyota 4-By and a tow strap!"

random bro of mine: " aw shit man... did you get your One Wheel Drive Piece of Shit Ford Ranger stuck on a speed bump again?!!!"

Me: *Shamefully Mutter* "Yeah, fuck off and help me out. The truck works great for bangin your mom in the back!!"
by TheAnonymousGuy123 February 2, 2009
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Adam driver

He’s a handsome motherfucker who I would to fuck despite my straightness
Adam Driver can fuck me right in the butthole
by Kylo Ren’s old buddy April 16, 2020
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test drive

to try something out
I want to test drive this car.

I want to test drive this guy, make him see and PAY FOR a chick flick, and buy me dinner.

Let's test drive the ironing board.
by AzN LeMoN SkIn January 19, 2005
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Certi Driver

A driver who shows no regard for the safety of themselves, their passengers or anyone in the area by driving extremely recklessly seemly choosing the worst times and places to do it whilst using words that do not go together in the context used (illiterate) such as "show them what time it is"
He's a certi driver
by Shootin6mill May 24, 2022
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Drive Lead

In military jargon to "drive lead" is to be an occupant in the first (or lead) vehicle in a convoy. Due to the prevalence of roadside IED's in current theatres the function of driving lead is often considered extremely dangerous.
Staff Sergeant: So who wants to volunteer to drive lead?
Everyone Else: *silence*
by Noble Two August 4, 2010
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rally driver

Badass motherfuckers who navigate extremely technical road courses at buttthole-puckering speeds. Often the driver is battling inclement weather and/or dangerous road surfaces such as dirt, gravel, mud, ice, and snow.
The rally driver's car roared around a 90 degree corner sideways kicking up dirt into a 20 foot cloud.
by Wrxshun May 2, 2014
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on delivered

a texting term meaning that someone has not responded for hours or in the worst cases days 😭
i’ve been on delivered for a week it’s cool tho she’s probably just taking a shower
by hey buddy 111 June 6, 2021
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