dense bread 

A lot of money.

"Damn that's some dense bread ya got there rick"

dense bread by TheFuriousMustardSquancher November 17, 2016

Dense Yuri Harem Owner 

Someone known as Fluff, Esiyx, and Esyix

"Wah i dont have a harem!!!"-Fluff-chan

Welp have to add Dense Yuri Harem Owner or it cant be added

Dense Yuri Harem Owner by AsamiJR October 2, 2021

Dense of Humour 

A person who is exceptionally stupid and lacks the capacity to understand simple humour. ie never finds anything funny

Trevor: That was a joke, You are so dense of humour mate

Dense of Humour by Zentient_Being July 23, 2023

Dense Cabbage 

An insult for someone who insists on arguing against something that is common sense.

John: "My name is John!"
Idiot: "I doubt that, there's no way your name is John."
John: "...Why would I lie about my own name??"
Idiot: "I don't know, your name just isn't John."
John: "You Dense Cabbage, MY. NAME. IS. JOHN."

Dense Cabbage by axelgust30 November 13, 2021

Dense cloud 

Somebody who is a dumbass and does nothing atall.

Person 1: Jake is such a Dense cloud.

Person 2: Yeah he is a bit thick.

Dense cloud by hyattandy January 13, 2009

Dense Breast 

When a Breast, male or female, has a lot of muscle tissue and fibers like those found on professional bodybuilders and athletes.

Joe: "Man, I like a girl with Dense Breast and a firm ass!"
Tom: "What? You mean like Holly Holm?"
Joe googles said athlete: "Yep!"

Dense Breast by RaiRaijinn November 23, 2016

Dense Cabbage 

Basically, an idiot.

"And now, the 45th president of the united states, President Donald "Dense Cabbage" Trump." (A dense cabbage.)

Dense Cabbage by TuckerTrash25 January 7, 2019