desalting the pretzel

When a guy jizzes all over himself, lets it dry, and then has his sex partner lick it off.

"yo man laura was desalting the pretzel, what a dirty slut"

by thefantasticmrfoxycleopatra October 2, 2011

debating

Engaging in internal dialogue on a trivial subject. (Tacitly defined as such by the pleb classes. Contrast this with the Cambridge definition of the noun 'debate'- "serious discussion of a subject in which many people take part"

I'm debating whether to get drunk on Babycham or Diamond White, now the off-licence stoped selling K.

by M0vis February 25, 2010

SELF-DEFECATING HUMOR

Not to be confused with self-deprecating humor, self-defecating humor is NOT funny. A joke that bombs like a dump of crap.

Example: A joke about your own foibles that stinks!

Sorry,Man, I hate to admit it, but I like PB&J with bacon even though it always gives me gas. (Your admitting that is self-defecating humor.)

Too much information, Dude!

by sizcruz January 22, 2010

hi-derating

drinking lots of cold, fresh, bottled water after having a seshion of poten marihuana.

Shit son! that weed was fuckin bawm and i have cotton mouth like a muffugga! Pass me some Aqifina bitch, i gots ta hi-derate here. (He his hi-derating now)

by O RinuM March 9, 2009

DOFLAMINGO

A pussy

Amber:DOFLAMINGO is so hot I want him to fuck me
Everyone: shut up nigger

by Just A Dumb Fuck July 10, 2022

sex-degating

the unzipping of zippers to engage in sexual relations.

Person one: Dude! Your interupting!
Person two: Interupting what?
1: my sex-degating process.
2: ahhh. geeez. TMI

by inthebackseatofyourcarJae March 19, 2008

Defrasting

Defrasting (verb) refers to any given social phenomena that is so disgusting that it almost feels like harassment.

That teacher was defrasting.

Wow did you see that defrasting dress?

I can’t believe that you slept with that defrasting guy!

Do you sleep in that Kabe (caravan) That’s defrasting!

by Dr. Lindh December 23, 2021