nut decision

A decision made about whether or not to pursue sex with someone but instead of flipping a coin or asking the magic 8 ball, you masturbate first then ask yourself if it's still worth it after you nut.

"Dude, Theresa wants to bang. She's got herpes, but she sucks a really mean dick"

"I don't know man, seems like a nut decision to me"

by Deadlifting freak December 14, 2017

Big decisions

Something to think about when you hear news for the first time and you don’t know how to act

No way, I have to think before making big decisions

by Greedybitch101 December 23, 2019

split decision

an ass, place where you shit; comes from the hard decision of choosing the right or left cheek

I see your split decision.

by Big Man Mac February 1, 2008

bad decision

The recipient of drunken sex, specifically sex that gets the giver in trouble.

Guy #1: "Dude.. I was totally a bad decision last night."
Guy #2: "Yeah? I bet she looked mortified afterwards."
Guy #1: "Nah, dude. I'm the best bad decision she'll ever make."

by Lexicon101 June 26, 2010

defintion

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by Barry samoe October 31, 2017

Decision

Something that women have a hard time reaching.

Woman 1: I don't know about that.

Woman 2: Well, since it's your decision, make it!

Woman 1: Why?

Woman 2: I don't know. It feels right.

Woman 1: Are you sure about that?

Woman 2: Maybe.

Woman 1: Let's go to the mall.

Woman 2: Okay!

by Ereck Flowers February 15, 2015

Decisions

When you have to fart a decision has to be made. This term stemmed from an all nighter in SF when my friend Melissa had bad gas and said she couldn't help it. I then explained my theory on how a decision must be made. So, if you have to fart you say: I have a decision to make.

a. I need to make a decision.

b. Ewe take your decisions over there!!

by Alaina Joyxoxo February 19, 2009