Deaconed

When you win an argument by making up something that has never happened

Student: So if God knows everything, we don't have free will
Deacon: Hey buddy take it from me I shot a Polar bear!
Student: Sorry Deacon I didn't know.
Deacon: Yeah, get Deaconed!

by Jewlover62 March 24, 2019

Decent people

Even if there's just a few in your area, there's never just one.

Even if you're the kind of asshole who is content to play nothing but solitaire his whole life, you know there's some other decent asshole somewhere you've been, it was never just you. There were more decent people, if you really were all decent.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2020

Decoded

An abnormal child which is presumably known as a ROBLOX game developer (Faz Theme Park Roleplay, ROBLOX game). If you see him, run away or he will eat you. If he says, "Have a good day", it means you're sus.

Fan: "Can I be your son in this roleplay?"
Decoded: "Okay, but I'm nonexistent as I'm currently located at the grocery store getting milk."

by decoded post October 29, 2021

decentralised exchange

A global community making an effort for the declaration of said manicure.

Back in 700BC the manicures man invented the towel in an effort of decentralised exchange, that would continuously be recreated and improved as a revolutionised product, said good and service to be exchanged universally.

by Mong off January 24, 2022

Deacon

The most handsome boy/man in the world ! Always gets the best girls

Wow I wish I was Deaconso girlfriend

by pink flufly unicorn 123 October 2, 2017

Deacon

The BEST friend you will get. He is obsessed with random memes and wants to enlighten the world with his corny but hilarious jokes. Don't hate him because if you do, your penis will disappear...

Deacon isn't a DICK

by Deacon the god April 7, 2019

Déconner

Multi-purpose French verb, roughly equivalent to "Fuck" in English.

Etymologically, means to "accidentally pull out of the vagina during intercourse".

In its current use, it could mean :

* To kid, to tease, to fuck with somebody.
* To goof, mess, kid, dick, or fuck around (or about).
* To be dysfunctional, or fucked up.
* To make a bad (though funny) mistake, to fuck up.

To fuck with somebody :

- Hey, Bob - how's your room ? Cleaned up already ? Your mom says she'll come up in 5 minutes.
- (panicked yell) FUCK !!!!!!
- Naaah, je déconne :-D !

To fuck around :

- Yeah ... about Scott ... he's been dicking around for 15 years = ça fait quinze ans qu'il passe son temps à déconner ... Maybe that would not hurt him to get a bit serious, for a change !

To be fucked up :

- Hey, Matt, heard about the latest decision of the Supreme Court ? They ruled that a Corporation is a person with freedom of speach, and therefore should be OK'd to donate to an electoral campaign.
- Putain, ils déconnent sec, ceux-là !

(alternative) :

- Putain de bordel de connerie d'écran de MERDE !!

- What's going on, Ryan ?
- That fucking CRT screen ... il déconne encore !

To fuck up :

- So Spud showed up high at his job interview ...

- Oh jeez :-D ! C'est déconneeeeeer !!

by Blues Buster January 22, 2010