Fart of deception

This phrase describes the scenario of when you randomly smell something tasty cooking somewhere, and when you look around yourself to determine where the food is at you realise the only place for the smell to have come from was someones asshole.

Jenny and james ate curry for dinner and the next night are watching a movie.

James asks jenny if she has got the leftovers in the microwave because its smells as good as yesterday.
Jenny says no with a dirty grin and james realises he was fooled by the fart of deception.

by rapunzabel April 6, 2017

decent

In the late 70's and early 80's, decent was the equivilant to the standard current usage of "awesome" or "cool".

Aww...that mustang is decent!

by hyperion-x September 9, 2006

Deceitful Cuntbag

1. A lying, deceitful cunt of a female who goes behind the back of the person she says she loves and just fucks whichever guy and/or retarded girl is handy.

2. A leeching succubus of a whore who will take everything you have and smile in your face while she blows someone behind you back.

3. Worthless person whom has let down and disappointed everyone who has ever cared about her and deserves whatever karma does to such a horrible person who is as ugly inside as she is beautiful outside (b4 she got chunky and cottage cheesy anyway).

4. *beware false indications of good sex, unless one likes to stab a chubby dead fish from behind.

Deceitful Cuntbag. See also whore cunt skank

by Hot Soup 420 December 18, 2010

Decepticon

The decepticons were military hardware built by the quintessons. Being programmed for war they typically fight to secure the land and wipe out the enemy. Sold to the highest bidder alien races bought them and used them as soldiers to win wars. They were also used by the quintessons as soldiers to watch over cybertron and protect the quintesson rulers. Alongside the quintesson guardian robots. The counter part to the decepticons were the peaceful autobots who were built to be workers. The autobots were consumer goods products for the quintessons. When transforners started gaining sentience, and started developing emotions, they started realizing they were slaves. An autobot named A3 who would later be known as Aloha Trion rose up as an autobot resistance leader. The Autobots and Decepticons united and overthrew their quintesson slave masters who had become abusive, petty and indifferent to the emotional needs of their slaves. The autobots established a democratic society. Unfourtunately being built and programmed for war this did not suit the Decepticons. Under the autobot rule they would become workers or just non violent peacekeepers. This contradicted the decepticons programmed instincts and their culture. In time the Decepticobs came to view the autobots as oppressors. If A3 could turn the Autobot slave brand into a symbol of freedom. The Decepticons would turn the decepticon badge into a symbol that represents that they are the rulers and will never be slaves again.

Those decepticons try to wipe us out and oppress us. But yet they think that living peacefully amongst us is a form of slavery or oppression. A decepticon only understands kill and take.

by Carjackercracker June 27, 2014

Decent Clap

Describes when someone is able to make a pretty loud clapping sound with their balls as they sway their hips in a rapid back and forth motion.

This method is commonly practiced in all parts of the world among males in locker rooms. Usually the lights are off, but sometimes, depending on sexual preference, they are left on. The person with the most decent clap is then determined.

1. Jermaine: For a white boy, Randy has a pretty decent clap; but I don't think it's fair for me to compare mine to his because I'm black.

2. Rodney: After gym class today, we had a competition in the change room to see which guy had the most decent clap. Deshawn's clap was so ballin that Coach Jenkins thought a fight broke out. Man, that nigga can clap!

3. Keith: In the change room the other day, I actually thought Jamar was gonna Kite Runner Steve, but it turned out he was just giving him the opportunity to appreciate the decency of his clap.

by xA-MANx December 28, 2009

Extra Sensory Deception

Extra Sensory Deception - or ESD - is the sensation of your cell phone vibrating in your pocket or holster, even though it's not there.

I just had some Extra Sensory Deception. I reached into my pocket to answer my phone but it wasnt there. It was sitting on the desk across the room! Damn ESD!

by SkaWtT July 19, 2014

Decestation

A God, or Godlike/absolute being. Someone superior to you; an immortal force that cannot be perceived and/or compared to the trivial entity you are. Decestation cannot be explained or analyzed by any humanistic intellect.

Decestation is indefectible.

Man: Decestation?
God: Yes.

by Decestation December 13, 2008